Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML
Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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katamaridamacy 0
I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.
o3o 0
I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T
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123e3 0
vegetarian ******!
UnluckyAsUsual 0
You can't do anything to prevent murdering animals. Either you eat them regurarly or you take the food from them and they'll all die. I think they appreciate we take a little from both so it gets balanced.
somefacts 0
Heh http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sponsor, on self-righteous vegetarians, hilarious. The study which has a link to it is great too showing based on the least harm factor you actually hurt less animals by eating animals like cows then consuming grain/vegetable based products. I think you need to make him pay and if he cant accept you and your family for who you guys are, you need a new roommate. I am gambling that if you share the fridge then he was annoyed cause you filled it with something he can't stand but that is no excuse ever for such damage.
jeannine_lee 0
WTF? Where in your undeveloped, uninformed mind did you come up with that scenario? It takes 10 acres of land to produce one pound of meat... you mean to imply that if we don't clearcut forests for $1-menu hamburgers that the cows are going to run out of food and die? You're serious... omg, you're serious... f all of our lives..
kfroz0415 4
Simple solution: Make the super douche pay you back and then go and purchase the food again. Then let your sister have at him because I am sure she will go bat shit crazy on him. :o)
Ox_Baker 0
Actually, plants CREATE oxygen by eliminating carbon dioxide. You might have learned this if you'd finished middle school.
Zichi 0
Ugh its people like this that make vegetarians look bad >=(. there are some vegetarians(like me) that dont care if others eat meat. I am actually just against factory farming; if someone hunts for their meat then i really dont care. I also hate those freaks that try to shove their beliefs down your throat.
_system_ 0
Stab him in the face repeatedly, rob him of what you're owed, re-commence stabbing.
PhantomxBrave 0
I'm a vegetarian but damn, what your roommate did was unnecessary.
jdkfgkjdfb 0
That was dumb of him. I respect his decision to be vegetarian, but it's YOURS, and besides, now they've been killed for nothing. If you had been able to eat it then at least they would have had some purpose of being killed. #271: You rock.
jtanko 0
Then he owes you. I'm vegetarian but I'm not for violating other people's lives the way he did. You should tell him he owes you money for the wedding. And that he's a dick.