Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML
Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
katamaridamacy 0
I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.
o3o 0
I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (512)
Gemalovesyou 0
shouldn't have been storing it with a veggie really.. I wouldn't have done that but he has to eat out of the fridge too >.
NagareboshiIV 0
kill him now.
aq2004 0
YDI for living with a sissy who doesn't eat meat.
davek 36
Put meaty blood all over his food, all over his stuff, all over his bed.
Jessaly_fml 0
Meat is murder? And what, is taking what isn't yours and throwing it away not theft?
xcanisx 0
Hell yes! Go vegetable guy! Let me point out a few things 1.We kill hundreds of animals a year under the term 'over populated' yet there are billions of humans on the planet and only a couple hundred of some animal species. 2.We kill animals for sport and throw the meat away because we're a bunch of shitheads 3. We don't even really need meat to live 4. Livestock produces so many harmful gases that eating a vegan diet saves as much energy as driving a Prius 5. Who the hell keeps $1000 worth of meat for a wedding in their personal fridge? Hire a catering business for god sake! Not only that it's your SISTER'S meat, you shouold've just left her to deal with it.
Jrbn 0
It still doesn't give a person the right to throw it away. The animal therefore died for nothing and we're killing more animals because of that vegetarian. Face it, that guy ****** up and is making you guys/gals look idiotic.
turbogirl 0
In reply to 1- are you implying we should start eating people? Oh, I have an idea. How about the bastards with life sentences in prison ... frees up the legal system a bit. 2 - you do personally or are you throwing out a general statement there? I hunt for sport. Well not really sport, just for fun. But we keep the meat and eat it. 4 - Prius SUCK. 5 - perhaps they couldn't afford one. And it's called doing something nice for your sibling.
Stalker191 0
Really, I don't see how throwing away meat helps his cause at all. Since that meat is gone, he'd have to go out and buy more, therefore the store would have X less meat and have to buy X more from the slaughter house, who'd in return have to kill X more piggies/cows. All in all it seems like a lose lose situation to me.
AssassinWarrior 0
not eating meat shrinks your brain, proven by science
MOOT_fml 0
Solution: Kill him. then eat him. Then write on his grave "your right, meat is murder."