Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
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Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML
Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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katamaridamacy 0
I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.
o3o 0
I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T
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Comments (512)
joethebiden 8
What a prick. FYL. You should make him pay your end of the rent for the amount he owes you, and let him know that once he has repaid you, he's to find another apartment with a bunch of ******* like him.
dizzyyy 0
Wow. Demand your housemate either replace the meat for the wedding or explain to your sister why he just potentially ruined her wedding.
satanstoystore 0
police report. send him a bill. try and collect. take him to small claims. in that order.
caltain 0
So is murder…
darkmis1 18
I'm a vegetarian and I'm not weak, stringy, or anything else everybody's saying. Yes, I believe that it's wrong to eat meat, but I don't fource it on other people. All my friends eat meat, and I've never tried to stop them. It's up to them if they want to eat meat or not. Not all vegetarians are idiots like the OPs roommate.
Ibeapirate 0
Wait a few weeks, then throw away all the vegetables/tofu in the fridge, and leave a preachy note about depleting the earth's oxygen levels by eating the plants. The air is a little dirtier because of your roommate's eating habits. I hope he's happy. The jerk. Seriously though, I've known sane vegetarians/vegans who don't force their beliefs on anyone. Like religion, it is a personal choice. I can go out to lunch with them and order meat sans awkwardness. And if they wanna cook up some delicious vegetarian chili, far be it from me to stop them :P Point is, GET A NEW ROOMMATE.
primogen18 0
wow, vegetarians/ peta people can be such hypocrites, so lets just throw out that meat and let it go to waste and the cow to have died for nothing then enjoy it. Why throw blood on furs or throw away meat, the animal is already dead, you are doing NOTHING but making the person buy a new fur coat or invest in more meat. It's like trying to save trees by tossing out or burning all the paper, makes no sense. Just means more trees to cut down to replace that paper, lol.
dustbunnies 0
What a loser, he doesn't have the right to throw out your stuff. Make him buy you new stuff or kick him out.
indianabummer 0
I effing hate people like this. They think it's okay to destroy animal products just because they feel it's wrong. It's not. It's vandalizing other people's property. If you want to change the world, do it with legal means instead of turning into a terrorist.
amiamida_fml 0
For some reason, my comment was moderated and I have no idea what was offensive about it. I just explained that grains, a staple of the vegetarian diet, cause the death of millions of free-roaming filed animals each year because o combine harvesting. Therefore if meat is murder, wheat is murder, and therefore unless vegetarians grow and manually harvest their own food they are just as guilty of animal death as omnivores are. What was so wrong about me saying that?? The bottom line is, mass production of food, whichever kind it may be, raises both environmental and ethical issues, and being self-righteous about one's diet because it is more morally sound than someone else's is a load of crap. The roommate should be made to reimburse OP, who needs to find someone more respectful to live with.