Today, my life finally seemed to be getting on track after recovering from major depression, paying off most of my debt, and scoring an amazing job. And then I woke up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Best foot forward
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
No silver linings
Today, I found out that I can no longer work at my dream job because of their financial status. And of course, just now that I was finally beginning to be happy with my life, something like this naturally had to happen. FML
I could be happy
Today, I got my first job offer in over a year, a mere few days after being accepted to study for my dream career. My crippling depression won't allow me to enjoy any of it. FML
I'll give you something to mope about
Today, I got fired from my low-paying, depression-inducing job. At least now I have a "real reason" to be depressed. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML
Square one
Today, after spending last year putting in hard work, which paid off and I got my dream job, due to my own mismanagement of stress my dream job is gone and life is back at square one. Now everyone's predictions of me being a waste of space are true and I have to reinvent my life. Starting over at 38 after already starting over at 36. I can't anymore. FML
Royal flush
Today, I'm exhausted. My antidepressants ran out, making me overreact to everything. My friends dragged me into really childish drama, resulting in me ditching them. Then my work laptop broke on the most important day of my project. Then I got my first break from work in about a year… and woke up with COVID. FML
Blood is thicker than a dollar bill
Today, I woke up and wished I hadn’t. I’m broke, tired, hungry and sick of my family, who is rich by the way, not even contributing a penny to help me from being evicted. Oh, and I lost my job last week. FML
Today, I came into work feeling good about myself and my upcoming plans. I left before noon with a box of my belongings and uncertainty about my future, having been suddenly laid off. FML
Feeling ripped off
Today, I woke up feeling out of step with life. Work owes me money for 6 months-worth of projects I did. I collected loans to take care of my sick dad and manage myself, and now my bosses are refusing to pay what they owe, so my account balance is blank. FML
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Soloman212 28
Don't let your dreams be dreams!
BlackHawkSavior 28
At least you woke up, knowing how people can get on New Year's Eve, consider yourself lucky
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BlackHawkSavior 28
At least you woke up, knowing how people can get on New Year's Eve, consider yourself lucky
PencilTips 19
He can still wake up, and fight depression, and strive to feel what he felt in his dream. He shouldn't just stop at his dream. OP, you should use this to build up your determination of getting rid of your depression and managing your life!
Soloman212 28
Don't let your dreams be dreams!
BlackHawkSavior 28
JUST DO IT
moocowmilk0 19
damnit you beat me to it
Lemonhead1510 17
Damn, that sucks, maybe it means something
DoDaJulio 13
Why is this getting downvotes? It might just be OP's brain telling them it's possible and all they have to do is try. BE POSITIVE GUYS
freyday 18
That's always the worst...
okaydisarray 17
aw, sorry man. what helps me get through the day is to remind myself that everything is temporary. life may be difficult now, but that doesn't mean it always will be.
tonyfan00 38
Now your brain is just being cruel...
Tyrez 32
Sounds like me minus the debt and the part where it was all a dream.
Tripartita 45
Sounds like me too except I am also a multimillionaire and can fly and everybody likes me.
scyth3s 13
I once saved 1000 kittens from a flaming sinkhole with sharks in it. Everybody loves me too.
lexred 30
Don't worry things will turn bright. they always do. happy new year.
LadyKayDee 23
Oh that must have sucked to realise it was all just a dream. Sorry OP. Hope you get better soon
danceinconverse 25
I do the exact same thing, dream my anxiety is gone and all the things that give me the most anxiety I can do with ease. Realizing it wasn't real is the worst. I'm sorry OP, I know how much it sucks, but try to keep your head up. You do have the ability to get through this.