Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML
Today, I found out that the dream in which I drunkenly phoned my boss and called him a "fat useless piece of shit" actually did happen. I woke up to 10 missed calls and 5 angry texts stating I was fired. FML
Today, I had a beautiful dream. I dreamed that I somehow got into Stanford University, but in class I couldn't keep up with them. In reality, I'm terrible at school. FML
Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML
Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I was taking phone calls. In my dreams. That's just how horrible my job is. FML
Today, I woke up to the realization that I had slept through my alarm, missed a crucial work meeting, and dreamt that I was the CEO of a company that manufactured alarm clocks. I now fear that my subconscious is mocking me. FML
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Top comments
kaylizs 20
Any dream about Chris Pratt is a wet dream.
jet223 20
Well it depends on what you were sucking on. It could have still been a sexy dream.
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Comments (66)
kaylizs 20
Any dream about Chris Pratt is a wet dream.
invadermaythe1st 35
He probably wanted her to suck something else ;)
pabj208 23
Sounds like he was a bit of a Pratt.
jackipdoc 31
Agreed
HUGBUG 23
Lol when I first read this I thought u were a dude XD it makes sense now
mds9986 24
So what if OP was a guy?
eski2015 22
It makes sense either way
HUGBUG 23
If it were a guy it wouldn't been at work it wouldn't been where Oo wished it would've been
HUGBUG 23
I meant op not oo
mds9986 24
Stay in school 41
ahippienamedrae 10
If I were a guy, I'd probably still think he's hot tbh
mr_sarcastic416 29
#49 your profile sez you ARE a guy... just sayin
ErinRosado 14
#49 might just want the blue border instead of the pink.
itsalanis 25
I wouldn't have minded that dream. Chris Pratt is hot, no matter what the situation is. c:
Kc_2424 0
My ex has exactly the same name except he's a lying cheating stealing POS who can't hold down a job. That situation is far from hot haha.
stingray112 24
I'm sorry that your life is now in shambles because a dream didn't go the way you wanted it too.
gigistar15 21
Just wait. One day you'll have the dream about Chris that u were expecting!
SubparAtBest 23
Just wait. only day Chris Pratt will have the dream about you that he was expecting. He always wanted to be the boss..
MiaTheMartian 21
oh no! That's so sad aww
jet223 20
Well it depends on what you were sucking on. It could have still been a sexy dream.
SideOfTheAngels 23
At least there were no velociraptors
Tthug 34
The presence of velociraptors could have only improved the dream.
rhastafish 13
All I can see is parks and recreations
Dick_diamond 22
Who the **** is Chris Pratt and why should I care?
TheLadyOpal 30
He's from the new Jurassic Park movie, Jurassic World. But if you don't care, why would you ask?
DarkMatter115 13
Also Guardians of the Galaxy and the Tv show Parks and Recreation
upallnight11 19
Go back to your cave.