Today, I decided to propose to my girlfriend on the Charles Bridge in Prague. A little boy thought it would be fun to chase a flock of pigeons towards me. I freaked out and dropped the two carat diamond ring. Into the river. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML
Today, after I'd spent two weeks planning the perfect proposal at the aquarium, right as I got down on one knee, a little kid pointed at me and yelled, "Mom! That man dropped something!" Half the people around us started looking around for whatever I'd "lost" instead of watching the proposal. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
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premiermois 5
You should have thrown that little bastard in after it.
Leprecon 3
You let pigeons scare you ... You could kill an infinite amount of pigeons if you were to fight them. Next time, go down heroically. There will be statues with your demeanor biting off pigeons their heads.
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joker3069 0
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first ahahaha
joker3069 0
no that does suck thou
jciihn 0
Tell that to the girl he was going to propose to. I'm sorry to stereotype but most women are materialistic. It's in their nature >_>
tiffanyheart 0
In our nature? If that's your expectation of women then you will definitely end up with one who will drain your wallet.
allmidnighteyes 11
**** that fancy diamond ring bullshit. I'm proposing with a huge motherfucking hot pink Ring Pop one day.
redbluegreen 41
ALAN'S AN IDEA STEALER! Actually, we're just creepy.
allmidnighteyes 11
SIMPSONS DID IT! We are, but we're awesomely creepy :]
redbluegreen 41
SOUTHPARK DID IT TOO! Twin needs to get out of my head.
allmidnighteyes 11
How do I do that if we're joined at the head?
redbluegreen 41
Saw anyone?
allmidnighteyes 11
I wouldn't trust any FMLers anywhere near a saw.
redbluegreen 41
Me either, honestly. Maybe the staff?
allmidnighteyes 11
staffs might work. I trust them maybe 10% more than the commenters.
Gia0896 0
i agree!
redbluegreen 41
Hahahaha, poor Didi.
plexico 4
#43, RBG, I know what you are talking about. I'd mention the late, great commenter who made the greatest Ring Pop joke of all time, but she hates me and if I mentioned her by name, she probably peck out my liver.
allmidnighteyes 11
We all know who you're talking about, plexico
MyLockerz 0
mmm... mylocker.weebly.com
redbluegreen 41
My husband better be taking notes...
DrunkenValor 0
I am! I am! I'm writing it all down, I'm checking it twice.
Deenz 0
Wth are you talking about? = =
Laeliam 0
Not only that, but it's genetically programmed into our genetic code of conduct. A woman will be more attracted to and more willing to reproduce with a man who can prove that he can provide for her and her child. By buying expensive things for your girlfriend, you are saying "pick me, because I can take care of you".
plexico 4
I am. We have the internet in the hoosegow. Here's the takeaway lesson: Don't carry a gun in sweatpants. If they can't hold your junk securely, they sure can't hold your rod. Learn from my mistake.
DangerousBabee 0
2 carats!? ur soo cheap! thats nothing. Ive had cheap stuff thats not even real diamond but real gold have more carats. 14 caratts or more wow ur so cheap.
Cardie22 0
he said 2 carat diamond, not 2 carat gold
EmoKidsFail 0
you're just jealous
krisfudge94 0
LMAO! thats awful...
stargazer89 0
seriously, how ******* stupid are you?
ChaCerCam 14
#87 genetic code has nothing to do with that, stop trying to be smarter with your words on the internet then you actually are in real life.
mister_moops 0
did the kid do it to mess with you?
canucksrule88 0
he probably has the ring
seten 2
That really sucks bro :(
boysinabooth 4
Oh man, dude. That sucks to be you!!
AlexZB 0
that sucks, 1st is an asshole, please mark him down
premiermois 5
You should have thrown that little bastard in after it.
Leprecon 3
You let pigeons scare you ... You could kill an infinite amount of pigeons if you were to fight them. Next time, go down heroically. There will be statues with your demeanor biting off pigeons their heads.
100lol 0
I'm pretty sure you're being hipocritical when saying that. How about you try fighting a flock of pigeons while securing your diamond ring, which was suppose to go to your near wife?
shalvius 3
ouch
navymmw 0
so did you get the girl?
NewEngland 0
That sucks. :( Prepositional phrases are not supposed to be. In separate sentences.
null_fml 11
He used it purposefully. To simulate a pause. As an afterthought. For dramatic effect.
Captain_Jello 0
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YDI for being scared of birds... you pussy
zohan30 0
you have done the same FU**ING THING