Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
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Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML
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Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
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Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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katamaridamacy 0
I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.
o3o 0
I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T
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Kristoffer 35
Either kick out your housemate, or move if you don't have the authority to kick him out. Either way, sue him for the cost of the meat plus other damages.
da_MC 0
i would have whooped his ass. that's extremely selfish and unacceptable. please tell me you decked him.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
i hate assholes in general who impose their views on everyone else. you dont want to eat meat? you want to believe in god? you dont want to drink/smoke/do drugs? thats perfectly fine, just dont tell me im doing something wrong because im not following your moral code of conduct. i hate ignorant assholes.
helios_rex 0
YDI for letting your hippie "housemate" walk over you like that.
steamship 0
No vegetarian would do that, though. Because throwing out meat is much worse than eating it; if you throw it out the animal died in vain.
megannicole_23 0
I am also vegetarian. To be honest, for the first 3 months of being vegetarian, I hated all meat eaters. After a year and a half of vegetarianism, I got used to the fact that, hey, people eat meat. Nothing in this world is going to change that.(although I do get mad at the meat eaters who back me into a corner about my beliefs but that's beside the point) To be honest, I think that was absolutely wrong of your roommate to do so. Also, to everyone who is saying that this fake because vegetarians wouldn't just throw the meat away, this is untrue. I have friends who are new to vegetarianism and hate meat eaters and have also thrown away meat. (Be sure to read that I, myself, do not hate meat eaters and have never thrown meat away)
FmlAllDay123 0
honesttly, you should sue the guy. if you have that much money in your fridge, he shouldn't due anything to it no matter what his reasons are. i would make him buy all the meat for the wedding b/c he is just an asshole.
colormestupid 0
that was a really shitty thing to do. it's your choice to eat meat, just like it's your roommate's choice to not eat meat. it's none of their business what you eat, and they have no right to criticize you for it, let alone throw out your food. make that asshole pay for it.
tazz9690 0
time to choke a bitch
monkey314159 0
The reason I call BS on this post is because that's a hell of a lot of meat and insanely rude on your roommate's account. Did he just open up the fridge and go, "oh hey. This isn't mine. I guess I'll just throw it out." And even if this did happen, you can make your roommate pay for it.
cactus_fml 0
What a ******* asshole.