Today, my dad and I were watching Hawaii play the Navy in football. I cheered when Hawaii won. My dad turns to me and says, "You know your mother and I concieved you there?" Thanks Dad. FML
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Stumblebum30 5
why is this a FML ?
Moeey 0
Aloha?
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Comments (69)
Burakuman 0
owned.
Moeey 0
Aloha?
kiki122012 5
That's what I was gonna say!
Major_General 10
Your Dad's a Navy fan, eh?
perdix 31
I'd think Dad would be a big fan of Hawaii, unless the kid turned out to be a real shit, then Hawaii would be known as the volcanic wasteland that spew Satan's spawn!
QTp13 10
That's nothing. My mom and dad informed me that I was conceived on the 25th of December. Christmas is an awkward day for me O.O
Bloodknight 22
This is in no way an FML! I was conceived 35,000 ft in the air, big whoop! Get over yourself...
omghehehe 0
Wow! Go parents! Your dad must've had some hearty sperm!
Page88 0
NICE!
YouDaIdiot 4
Op was conceived where she was sitting .... thats why its an fml
Life_is_FML 22
Hey OP can't complain. My parents said I was conceived in London. At 3:00 in the morning. Thank you, mom. I could've lived a long happy life without knowing that.
Stumblebum30 5
why is this a FML ?
marc_with_a_c 3
I don't get it either.. seriously who cares? "my dad told me where i was conceived, i want to diiie".. sheesh some people come up with the lamest FML's
startrekker 3
Meh, so?
solocredere12 4
How is this an FML?
perdix 31
For some reason, I thought that "Dad" took that opportunity to point out to the OP had been sitting on the spot on the couch where he/she was conceived.
ImThePope 2
That's the only way I can see this being an FML, the father liked the Navy so when Hawaii won and the OP cheered, the OP's dad told the OP that his wife and him had sex where the OP was sitting.
n8equalsd 0
uh, big deal?