Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
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Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML
Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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katamaridamacy 0
I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.
o3o 0
I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T
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Comments (512)
cornsnake 0
people like this give vegitarians bad names. i dont like meat but i dont make a big deal out of the people who do like meat.
katatak 0
people try to force meat on me all the time! I've never tried to get anyone to stop eating meat (I even occasionally cook it for my boyfriend). Not all vegetarians are nut cases, some of us just don't like the taste of meat
russianspy1234 11
Reenact this FML for him: http://www.fmylife.com/health/1076218 in all seriousness though Tell him to pay you back, if he doesnt call the police. If that fails, steal 1100 worth of stuff from his room, and rebuy the meat, hopefully the wedding isnt too soon. The extra 100 is for the trouble you have to go through. Depending on whose name is on the lease or whatever, you may or may not be able to just not pay your rent. Also, you could put an ad up on craigslist saying something like "whatever you can carry out of a room in X hours, 1000. Includes computer/tv/whatever" and put it up when he wont be home for a while. Two wrongs may not make a right, but if he refuses to make it right, you are justified.
Gillypants 3
so basically what you're saying is you need help getting your housemates shit to the curb?
arabowner20 0
Hey franfran... Ummmm...no...there would be no need to destroy any forests. Where do you think all the animals you eat are kept? In a magical castle in the sky? The meat industry uses a LOT of land. Land to house the animals, land to grow crops for the animals, land for the slaughterhouses/factories where the meat is prepared....so if we were to cut back on meat production, there would be plenty of extra land to grow crops on. Plus if we were to grow more crops, there would be MORE oxygen, not less. I'm a vegetarian myself, and I think that guy is a douche. It's idiots like him who give vegetarians a bad rap. If someone wants meat, I could care less. We are supposed to be omnivores (hence the canines). I seriously hate people who become vegetarian like it's some cool fad and run around screaming "meat is murder". It's nature. Animals eat one another. Get over it. To the OP, file a report, get your $1000 back, and kick that jerk out. FYL.
chonas 0
At OP, You could do what all these other people suggest, or you could do something better. 1.) Get the money back after explaining he just ruined your sisters wedding. 2.) Take the trashcan full of meat and put it somewhere warm and leave it until after you have your money. 3.) Take the trashcan full of rotted/maggoty meat and pour it over him as he sleeps. 4.) Bask in the glowing warmth of revenge until he pursues litigation against you for psychological duress (unless you live in Portland, NY, Seattle, NH, or CA you should be fine).
chonas 0
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greeneye_fml 12
Sue him. Or sell his computer and other stuff until you have $1000 back.
unhappyperson 0
Somebody would DIE!
romaunts 0
A. I don't think this is true. B. Make him pay up. C. Remind him how much extra animal flesh is being wasted, purely because you have to get so much more now, since he wasted it. D. Sneak meat in his food. ALL the time. And roadkill in his bed. (: "I'm a vegetarian myself, and I think that guy is a douche. It's idiots like him who give vegetarians a bad rap. If someone wants meat, I could care less." Sameeee. Most vegheads really don't care, so long as you're not trying to force it on them. I certainly don't... or I wouldn't date meat-eaters, which I always do. hah. "Vegetarians are up there among the worst people in the world. Should have kicked him out when you found out he didnt eat red meat. You cant trust a man that wont eat a good steak." STFU. Actually, it tends to mean they're compassionate and care, If you don't like caring people... what kind of person are you?