Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML
Today, my roommate, who has bipolar disorder and refuses to take his meds, tried to stab me with a kitchen knife because I threw out his moldy cheese. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
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Earl Matthews 3
I lived with a militant Vegan for a couple years. I agreed when I moved in to the house not to keep or eat meat or dairy in the house. He found a wrapper for a whopper in the outside trash can. He flipped his shit so hard that it felt like I cheated on my girlfriend. He moved out over it. Holy shit what a tool. I say run from this idiot.
mccuish 25
I hope your roommate paid you back for all that waisted food
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RichardPencil 32
You don't need that kind of toxic waste in your life, either. As for me, I'll enjoy the toxic waste and die young. You two can live to 120 eating tofu and kale.
mccuish 25
I hope your roommate paid you back for all that waisted food
Earl Matthews 3
I lived with a militant Vegan for a couple years. I agreed when I moved in to the house not to keep or eat meat or dairy in the house. He found a wrapper for a whopper in the outside trash can. He flipped his shit so hard that it felt like I cheated on my girlfriend. He moved out over it. Holy shit what a tool. I say run from this idiot.
lev 11
i wouldn't agree to not keep any meat or dairy at home!
Bogrbon 27
I hope you gave him an itemized bill and a court summons if he didn't pay it (maybe call the cops for theft and vandalism for good measure). I'd go and use the money to go and buy twice as many animal products.
lev 11
you really don't need that toxic waste. and by waste, I mean the roommate.
DoctorPALO 14
Do you mean "psycho ex-roommate?"
xxlk4xx 6
that's awful! I hate when people shove their beliefs or life styles down other people's throats, you want to be vegan or vegetarian? cool! but dont force it on me
DarkAngelsBlade 25
I'd kill him. Food waste is a borderline criminal. But wasting your money is.