Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
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Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML
Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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katamaridamacy 0
I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.
o3o 0
I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T
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Comments (512)
ElMundio87 0
Defrost a chicken, bathe all his vegetables in the chicken-water. If he's not grossed out enough by the chicken taste, he sure will be by the salmonella. If you're lucky, that meat could murder him.
derptitude 4
oh the irony, being murdered with meat..
Htownmichigan 0
what an asshole!!! Make him pay for it.
v1kt4r 13
And that bitch ahd better pay for it, no one told his dumb ass to throw it out
LilaBear 2
Make him pay. Seriously. I bet if you keyed his car or threw out his computer just because you didn't like it he'd be screaming bloody murder.
eliz3 0
I have nothing against vegetarians most of the time (so long as they don't preach about it) but people like that asshole make me angry. Meat is murder, honestly shut the **** up, its called survival of the fittest and animals kill other animals all the time because they're smarter than stupid vegetarians. Welcome to the human race, idiot.
LilaBear 2
Or better yet, you could sell his computer to pay for the meat he threw out? (yeah, ok, that was kinda a joke).
Redrosesandrain 0
ydi for eating meat.
Brey1013 0
You shoulda punched the veggie bastard in the face. What a waste of tasty meat! now those animals dide in vain do the jokes on him. i understand that animals have rights - the right to be tasty!
Stormx 0
What the ****. I'm vegetarian but I wouldn't dream of doing this. It doesn't actually help our cause does it - acting like total *****. Don't be an arsehole. If people want to eat meat then they should.
downhillsince5th 0
Kick their ass, then tell your sister. Im sure she'll kick their ass too
Broeman 0
Throw out all his vegetables and make a little sign that says "vegetables are plant murder"