Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML
Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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katamaridamacy 0
I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.
o3o 0
I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T
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Comments (512)
LiaMMV 0
Pescetarian FTW. You should kick that hippy bastard's ASS!
bigcrazymike 6
You should sue.
TC1_fml 0
As much as I'd like to write a long intelligent comment, I'm hung over quite bad, so I'll just say it simple: VEGETARIANS SUCK DICK! There. As for the OP - FYL, sue his ass. Veggies deserve it.
HBubble 3
Put meat in his food
IndieSinger 0
@112 - I'm not sure how oral rape would help in this situation.
lenasaur 0
FML is just overflowing with tolerance today.
twistedluver101 2
as 18legalawesome said: "Throw away all the vegetables in the fridge and put a nice sign saying 'You're killing our Oxygen'." then make him pay for all the meat he threw out. honestly, i have nothing against vegeterians, but they should only blame the people who killed the animals in the first place. not the people who eat the meat. not their fault the poor animal died. FYL op. but then f HIS life, cuz i can only imagine what's gonna happen to him.
Superfrogwoman 1
Here's a nice song to cheer you up - it's called Carrot Juice is Murder. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM Your housemate sounds like a total arse. It's completely wrong of him to force his lifestyle on you.
necrocarnage 0
I'm a meat lover & I feel sorry for you. Your roomie is an arse. Bloody bugger.
hefox 0
Wow, lot of vegetarian hate. I'n one, I wouldn't have done that; most vegetarians&vegans wouldn't do it; every damn group--religious, dietary, whatever--has it's extremist and it's stupidity. However in that hate fest above I found it interesting that no one brought up what could triggered the guy to do this; the fillets etc. were posters, but the shared refrigerator was filled up with 1k$ of them which probably takes up a good amount of space and I somewhat suspected the poster didn't ask to use that much space ...considering the reaction? Imagine having a significent portion of one's shared fridge taken up with something disgusting. Still, he shouldn't have done it, but maybe there was rudeness that triggered it.