Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
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Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML
Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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katamaridamacy 0
I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.
o3o 0
I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T
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Comments (512)
Goldbug 1
Buy a barbecue. Have all your friends over several times a week for meat-eating contests. Leave all the dirty dishes covered with grease for him to clean up until he's worked off the $1000 he owes you.
machete_fml 0
he shouldn't have done it and he should at least SAY SOMETHING. so yes, lots of hate towards an idiot, not a veg i'd throw all his salads and beans out of the window. repeatedly.
hefox 0
I read every comment to make sure no one had mentioned what I did (I don't comment when there's no reason)... I agreed that he shouldn't have done it, and there is reason to dislike him; the earlier part of my comment was directed at the commentators using him as an excuse for general vegetarian-hating. As for the later part, it wasn't really to defend, to point out there could have been some trigger/rudeness that set him off.
LilaBear 2
who gives a damn? You don't throw out other people's posessions, ESPECIALLY when it is worth that much! That's like saying "you parked in my side of the garage so I totalled your car". HAVE A CRY. Next time just ASK the person to move their stuff. Besides, what if the fridge belongs to the OP and he shares it with his flatmate out of the goodness of his heart?
v1kt4r 13
i completely understand what you are trying to say but unless veg-bitch had bought $1000 worth of vegez and had no where to put them, nothing can justify any triggering, except psychosis of course, i can understand taking it out and leaving it on the counter in case he needed room in the fridge but trashing it is jus bullshit. not before talking about it with the Op atleast. Understand the general hate for vegetarians right nw is causevege-bitch is being recognised as the vegetarian flag bearer Sounds like veg-bitch has been watching too much tv. People need to learn to get along
lol_u_loser 0
kick that mother f***er's ass and then jack his wallet
saunder 0
well so slay him and take his meat XD
MorlekEngel 0
And btw, realgirl, I don't need to eat meat everyday.
muffinsareyummy 1
i really can't stand vegetarians. they're constantly shoving their beliefs in my face. it's like they're some kind of god damn cult. look, if i want to eat a chicken, i'm going to eat a god dam chicken, bitch!
pbuk 0
I have nothing against vegetarians, but asshole flatmates must die. Sue him Then kill him
Stormx 0
Aye. As a vegetarian I apologise that some of us can be arses. I'm fine with people eating meat and I don't try to convert. Evangelism annoys the **** off me.
kevind23 0
haha he is awesome
Lifelooser_fml 0
Kick him out, or you move out and leave him in the lurch. Freak, how long until you wake up with the hippie spooning you or planting his weed amongst your crap because he's paranoid about police raids. Damn neo hippies with shit for brains.
K66J 0
Make him pay through the ass for it. SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY ANIMALTARIANS
arcades_fire 0
Put a pigs head on his pillow. You could sue him you know...