Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML
Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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katamaridamacy 0
I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.
o3o 0
I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T
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hatcher 0
Christ. Destroy him. And then make him pay for it all. And then beat on him some more. He obviously does not understand boundaries and worships animals, so when he protests just tell him that you are having a territory dispute and settling it like his beloved aminals would. Goddamn it, I'm an anti-cruetly hippie, and these bastards make me INSANE.
EXc0municated 0
while i agree that he should be executed on spot.. i think it would be much more effective to drag his ass to a slaughter house and have him pick out a nice strong steer, and then watch the whole process of be done of the meat getting processed and then he should have to take it from the slaughter house, to the butcher, and then have the butcher cut it into nice steaks, and then he should have to bring it home, and eat at least one, i don't give a shit if it makes him violently ill cus he hasn't had any meat. That stupid bastard potentially ruined your sisters wedding as well as violated roommate fridge codes. his ass deserves to get kicked to the curb as soon as you find someone else to take his place. i seriously hate people that are all out against people like me who enjoy a nice hamburger. Hell i have to deal with cows all day at college currently. I'm taking a Bovine nutrition course. but it's not going to make me develop some love laden feelings for the cows. for all you PETA people out there.... Just how many cows are in the wild??? Just how many cows do you think would survive out in the wild without the thousands of people that make sure they stay healthy? who gives a **** if they're killed for meat?! seriously, that's what they're bred for, it's not like we're making a once prosperous animal extinct by killing it off.. actually we've made them much more prominent then they've been before ever. so shove that horn up your ass and leave us the **** alone!
xDontBreakHer 0
Holy shit. I'd kill him.
boomlol 0
Plants are alive... so uhm vegetarianism or w/e the fk its called is murder also.... and yeh hes killing our oxygen supply that bastad
Hermyoni 0
This is all hypothetical but even if he served his roommate we don't look like cow meat from what I have read we look more like veal when cooked *yes I have a few books on cannibalism throughout history call it a morbid fascination* Make the roommate pay to replace it all, either evict him or buy a second refrigerator and tell him to stay the **** out of yours. Also I'd tell your sister what he did you want to someone angry lol tell the bride she's lost all her wedding food!
seveer4444 2
Vegetarians are such douche bags we don't force our eating habits on them and yet they try to force theirs on us. Now i'm okay with the whole idea of not eating meat, but don't try to force those habits on me i grew up eating meat and thats the way its gonna be. If i was that person i would totally kick their ass for that, i mean i'd really be angry.
inkedgeek 0
**** him until he loves you and pays you back.
g00dzy 0
YDI for being Housemates with a Vegetarian!
Me27 0
... make him pay?
senorstiffy 0
Did you kick his ass out of the house? Vegetarians are up there among the worst people in the world. Should have kicked him out when you found out he didnt eat red meat. You cant trust a man that wont eat a good steak.