Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML
Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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katamaridamacy 0
I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.
o3o 0
I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T
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Comments (512)
Mortishia 0
What an annoind nosy dumbass. Make him replace it all. I have nothing against vegans as long as they keep they food peculiarities to their own plate and freezer.
machete_fml 0
kick the ******* ant-lover out. preferably, drop him off in a forest and let him eat berries.
the88thpianoman 3
That is beyond ****** up. On top of dragging him through the mud over causing twice as many animals to die and getting every penny and then some out of his sorry ass, you should add bacon to EVERYTHING in the house from now on.
LOKIM8 0
He gets to pay for the new meat or you take it outa his hide and or he pays all the household costs till it is paid off or he pays your sister back.
miguel_sanchezz 0
you ******' meat-eater! you deserved it!
turbogirl 0
What a dumbshit. He better be gonna pay for it all and replace it. Kick him out after he has. I really hate people who are so obsessed in their own stupid beliefs they shove it down everyone else's throat to the point they do stupid shit just to prove a point. Nobody wants to have anything to do with them and then they have the cheek to wonder why.
Person1233 13
Humans are the dominant species on Earth. Animals are here for our consumption. Take adVantage and take a bite you bitch.
romaunts 0
That's your opinion. Did you know that, in the Garden of Eden, the 'perfect place', they ate plants and no meat? It wasn't until the world was corrupt and sinful and God gave us permission to eat meat- after the flood, when there was little else.
AlexXII 0
Did you know that that place isn't real? And that we evolved to eat meat because it was the best sustanance for us? I hope the OP gets every penny back from the prick.
mike1921 0
Did you know that religion isn't fact?
nosparklezone 0
that's not proven. you should be more respectful of other peoples beliefs. besides, for all you know it might be true. and for the record I'm a christian who believes in evolution
hi_from_HI 0
Make sure you tell your roommate that HE just killed several more cows since now you have to go and buy them all over again (since it's something that's needed). Oh the irony...
KapiTezuka 0
Extremists like this are responsible for the crazed image vegetarians get. It's sad, really. Just because something works for one person it doesn't for the other. My boyfriend loves chicken, for example, so I make it for him, which is fine as long as I can eat something else, and its not some supermarket chicken raised on who knows what. Also, what did he think he was accomplishing by that, it's not like he was bringing the animals back to life by throwing out their dead flesh. Maybe he's delusional or on some kind of drug and thought he was freeing them from the evil fridge. I'm sorry for you, and hope the wedding reception can still be saved.
Sexllessinslc 0
Well, Meat is Murder, and It was wrong of him to throw it all away! That's just a waste! Those animals died for nothing. and F U to the idiots who say eating veggies is murder.
_DANTE_ 0
HOW CAN ANYBODY SAY THIS GUY DESERVED IT? Okay, even if he had bought it for HIMSELF, his housemate has no right whatsoever to throw away the food... it's a personal decision to go vegetarian, and it shouldn't be enforced on other people.