Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
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Today, my vegan girlfriend openly admitted that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving my life or an animal's. She actually seemed confused as to why that upset me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
Today, I asked my friend if he’d ever consider going vegan, like me. His response was, and I quote, “Ew, no, I’d rather get shot! How dare you even ask?” A simple “No thanks, I’m not interested” would’ve done just fine, bro. FML
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LegendaryJacob7 7
But humans are animals. No?
BRLHP 24
I wonder what his choice would be if it was his life or the cats.
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Comments (128)
GRgoldfish 19
it's still amazes me that people still think that humans are not animals! and I think you should get as far away as possible from this Guy! he just admitted to you that he would rather commit murder then kill his precious cat.
KiwiDreamweaver 8
Most vegans aren't assholes. After reading the comments on this FML - some vegans aren't assholes. In all seriousness, it's probably just a few who give the others a bad rap, as happens with so many groups. For clarification's sake, you only become an asshole when you talk down to others in the belief that your ways of thinking are inherently 'better' instead of, say, a lifestyle choice. I got nothing against vegans but I've got plenty against those who degrade others.
Bludmagnus 13
I am sorry to differ with some on here, but no one... NO ONE, is more pretentious or hypocritical than a dedicated vegan. I have yet to meet one who doesn't think pretty much the same as this woman's boyfriend.. and is in DIRE NEED of a punch in the face.
allisadawn91 8
This is why I hate vegans.
misfit3332 15
What I would like to know is why his girlfriend would ask that kind of question. OP knows he's a vegan, and thus knows how extreme his concern for animals is. Although the answer he gave was not the answer she wanted to hear, I would think it would be the kind of answer she should expect.
Denniain 0
Look I am a vegan, and I am two years ahead of my class. When I see other idiot vegans like this it makes me want to cry, just because they don't get the morals of what the point of being vegan is.
Arianna86 0
Even though cats & humans are both technically animals. HES DUMB.
banemask 14
YDI for dating an imbecile
crystalxa 35
I would do the same! never kill animals!
mrfancyman 7
The irony is strong with this OP