Deadalus_fml

anon 14 January 2013, 03:00 Dublin, United States

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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PeeFlavouredFloss This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Montreal, Canada

Ban that "rule"!

Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML

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