Today, I came across the word "pegging". Not knowing what it meant, I googled it and got a very graphic explanation. Seconds later, I realised that the webpage URL actually included the sexual nature of the meaning. The IT department have logs of every page we visit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I signed in to my personal Google account on my work laptop. Unbeknownst to me, the browsing history and favourites from my personal computer synched, causing my kinky PornHub history to show up, all while I was screen-sharing to my boss and prospective clients. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, working from home due to the quarantine, things were going slow so I typed "Lola Fox BBC DP porn" into my team chat, thinking I was typing it into my browser. My supervisor took it down as soon as it happened, but people definitely saw. FML
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Top comments
Soloman212 28
I'm... I'm going to google it.
yve1220 20
Now that I've googled it have fun explaining that.
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Comments (117)
aruden 25
Curiosity kills specially online at work
Swandive235 27
There's an easy explanation, and long as they didn't look at anything graphic. they're completely fine.
Myo_fml 20
I suggest you look up the definition of pegging too. :P
Soloman212 28
I'm... I'm going to google it.
tj4234 36
It's when a woman wears a strap on and gives a man anal.
AmIReallyRenee 20
we're wishing you luck and rooting for you
dyoy_87 21
Don't use images
chrisbeaudoin 26
Does anyone else realize that there was another fml about pegging a few days ago? I think that's why he was googling it.
joeyl2008 29
And as I said on that one "pegging will change your life"
xx000o 27
What's the job market like in Malta?
meggieeeee92 27
I hope you can think of a good explanation for that one!
Fixme 5
The truth is an excellent explanation for that one.
drshn 22
the reason could be that you were searching for synonyms for the word 'fixing'. haha.. ☺
RedPillSucks 33
my boss sugested it and I wanted to know what I was in for?
rockninja 21
an explanation that includes the word begging instead pegging. he was confused between the words b and p so thats why.
yve1220 20
Now that I've googled it have fun explaining that.
tgodluke 17
Just explain to them that you saw the term and needed to clarify the meaning. Hopefully they will understand.
RHChiliPeppers 17
Where would he have seen the word at work though?
chitphuck 12
Why not use your phone's browser?
devinaww 15
some companies don't like people using their phones while at work
Jowisee 29
All companies frown on employees looking at **** at work.
djm2010 8
48, I think you're working for the wrong companies.
Ichiya 29
Wait until break. Companies can't control what you do during break.
wildstyle2007 8
they can if you're using their servers and property
Hauclir 14
Try a dictionary or urban dictionary
AliGInTheHouse 24
I use Urban Dictionary for almost everything and it's worth not having to google it.
sturschaedel 27
Especially for terms where you suspect adult themes, urban dictionary saves you from NSFW pictures and the like.
soldier084 11
never google new terms you hear about at the workplace. never a good idea.
kimeatszombies 22
Before anyone enters the same problem, it's when a female wears a strap-on to have sex with a male from behind.
imkool136 22
Where were you 30 seconds ago?!?
snipesrock 9
rubber balls deep.
Emma1562 35
I feel ha I did that while looking at another fml and I regretted it after I realized I wasn't on private browsing, I can tell ha this, my dad wasn't too happy