Today, my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions. Most of them are people he met on porn sites. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML
Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple of pages, I saw my uncle. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I read a message from someone on Instagram asking if I wanted to "hook up with a nice guy sometime." It was my uncle – he doesn't recognize his own family before messaging them. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML
Today, it's been a few months since my grandfather passed away. Now all of his porn subscriptions are getting forwarded to my address. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
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Top comments
Draxanoth 15
Everyone just has that one dirty uncle!
ceilingfans 1
Unfriend him?
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Comments (80)
zombieslayer83 19
Start sending him some from church sites.
poccocurantes 7
Spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam spam....
Vinnie500 14
Just swallow once and he will leave you alone
nycwrestler 17
Wtf?
SystemofaBlink41 27
25- I really hope you mean his homemade lemonade... REALLY hoping it's that...
mistercrow 9
That strategy wouldn't work for this particular situation. If anything that would keep him coming around, pardon the pun.
Kalipczo 21
Unfriend him and if he asks why tell him how what he is doing makes you uncomfortable
chlorinegreen 27
Or you could tell him first and if he continues to do it then delete
LittlestPrincess 21
maybe he doesn't do it on purpose? maybe it's one of those things that do it automatically? one of my friends on fb kept sending people links to **** sites but it turned out to be a sort of virus who did that and not himself - maybe it's something similar... still FYL.
runajf 4
Ouch
RubenTheGreek 8
I think you should take the hint ;)
chosha_fml 27
If you haven't blocked him for it yet, YDI.
mbuck87 19
How do you 'meet' people on **** sites?
LennyComa 39
I was wondering that myself.
coleman05 4
That's actually really funny.... Unless its a prevy uncle that hits on you then that's just weird
interesting33 37
Unfriend him or talk to him about it?