Today, my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions. Most of them are people he met on porn sites. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML
Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple of pages, I saw my uncle. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I read a message from someone on Instagram asking if I wanted to "hook up with a nice guy sometime." It was my uncle – he doesn't recognize his own family before messaging them. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML
Today, it's been a few months since my grandfather passed away. Now all of his porn subscriptions are getting forwarded to my address. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
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Top comments
Draxanoth 15
Everyone just has that one dirty uncle!
ceilingfans 1
Unfriend him?
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Comments (80)
Connect 10
Every family has that one creepy family member.
MidnaLink 35
Sometimes two...
SystemofaBlink41 27
None in my family are really creepy, but the craziness in each one of them makes up for the creepiness...
Lacist 19
That's weird show you family before you choose to block him or unfriend him, you never know maybe he's clueless on what he's doing.
LennyComa 39
So he want's to share his friends with you,....met on **** Sites,.....Sounds weird or Wonderful depending on your mindset.
Epikouros 32
Come on, he's just helping you build a professional network for a possible career in ****.
isabellegypsy 12
That is very uncomfortable and not something a family member (or anyone for that matter) should be doing. Delete him and maybe have your parents address the issue, assuming you still live with them.
isabellegypsy 12
If it makes you uncomfortable, OP then maybe you should have a chat with him. If that doesn't work then delete him and have one of your parents (whom ever is related to him) address the issue.
Dawnxxoo 11
what a social uncle
maggySNP 12
Send him my way! I mean err yeah that's creepy
isabellegypsy 12
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kevsandy303 12
Yeah, periods suck!
poccocurantes 7
She is saying poor maggy is preggers. Missed his period.
diva239 8
Ignore his requests. Problem solved!