Today, my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions. Most of them are people he met on porn sites. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML
Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple of pages, I saw my uncle. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I read a message from someone on Instagram asking if I wanted to "hook up with a nice guy sometime." It was my uncle – he doesn't recognize his own family before messaging them. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML
Today, it's been a few months since my grandfather passed away. Now all of his porn subscriptions are getting forwarded to my address. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
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Top comments
Draxanoth 15
Everyone just has that one dirty uncle!
ceilingfans 1
Unfriend him?
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Comments (80)
4Sharks 4
He could have a virus. =/ Call him, ask him if he's sending those. If not, virus scan, if so, politely ask him to cut it out.
AznShadowWc 9
He has **** star friends? Maybe he's giving you a clue
female_troller 12
That's why I don't add my family on Facebook. Well, one of the reasons.
swagisforchumps 9
Well.., did you add any?
alexowitz 8
and this is why the "block" feature was created. Lol
samiraa14 7
Sounds like my uncle, I have to see him every weekend.
Shadowvoid 33
*In chickens's voice* bloc, bloc, Block!
BubbaJ80 11
Block him
db4682 8
Show your parents, then let the block button be your best friend. It's terrible he's related to you.
djsaxby 1
Hilarious.