Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
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Top comments
tounces7 28
Your uncle watching **** your boyfriend made? Which part of the deep south do you live in?
Kimberley Michelle Whitley 16
What a rollercoaster.
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
Friends can make **** movies. I wouldn't be surprised if the people in them didn't even like each other very much. ACTING!!!!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Just like Zack and Miri Make A Porno, but without the shitty Hollywood ending.
Kimberley Michelle Whitley 16
What a rollercoaster.
tounces7 28
Your uncle watching **** your boyfriend made? Which part of the deep south do you live in?
fullacrapallofyou 14
What utter bullshit
youstupidfuckingidiot 5
Tell me more about life in Alabama