Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML
Today, I received a friend request from a boyfriend I hadn't talked to in 20+ years. A few minutes later, he messaged me a picture of himself with a young woman at a strip club. My daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML
Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
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Top comments
EvilDoll 7
well as long as you're not a black woman with a large bottom, I don't think you need to worry
twinny_sc 13
#12 you fail.
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Comments (156)
marinus_fml 20
Are you half caste?
thelastavailable 13
*tumbleweed*
Tsunami87 17
racist f*ck
36591951 9
racist dog better describes this animal
sexysterlingarch 1
wow...
sxe_beast 11
Wow, why so serious guys? I'm pretty sure he wasn't serious. Racist jokes are funny.
EvilDoll 7
well as long as you're not a black woman with a large bottom, I don't think you need to worry
fresapica 1
*your spell check is there for a reason...
Crystalosophy 0
Spell check won't correct that, more like grammar check but grammar checks suck.
twinny_sc 13
#12 you fail.
babyydolly 0
she's using the right you're.
mfmylifesrsly 30
16 you're eyes are badly photoshopped.... also 12 fails
EvilDoll 7
12, that was the correct form. don't try to be a grammar nazi when you don't even know the difference between grammar and spelling. also, 12, YOU'RE an idiot
shodoggydog112 0
your mom
Arraggatis 0
18 - No point in telling 12 that they fail when you clearly used the wrong "YOUR" as well. "You are eyes are badly photoshopped" doesn't make sense.
Beebow_fml 5
26-It was an intentional mistake to provoke people like you. Your the one that made the mistake.
llCHR15ll 0
so then #12, how long have you been trolling for?
nineiron457 1
12, who cares how it's spelled you get what she was saying still so who cares. if you have nothing better to do then point out something like that then you must have a pretty boring life to care about something like that, I mean really wow
eyepuppy 31
haha, this made me laugh. When correcting someones grammar, please verify the integrity of the sentence.
MissFukMyLuck 0
ah that WAS funny. you are=you're Tada!
TheTweaker 0
I wish he was my dad.
Jonkbaby 23
43 it's you're not your
dudeitsdanny 10
77- Here's one example of why punctuation is very important. There's a big difference betWeen "I was born to kill, President Obama" and "I was born to kill President Obama." One lands you a CIA job that you're applying for, one lands you in a secret military facility for life. There's also "I wanna ****, dad." and "I wanna **** dad." Both awkward conversations most people don't have, but only one that creeps us all out.
myschyveus 0
12- I'm going to assume you've been speaking English far too long to believe a fallacy actually holds true. and regardless of a bad ps job, I think 16 is gorgeous.
DWilliamson 7
their is so much trolling here, like gosh..
megs23_3_19 3
# 12 you need grammar lessons that is totally WRONG!!
ericownz101 0
sounds like my good ol' dad lmao
11jackson11 0
What.. she did nothing wrong. She was saying you are, therefore used the term "you're".
arlekin21 0
glad he has his priorities straight
Tommananaze6T9 4
ur dad is a funny man
franceska 0
lol...
ifailplzinsultme 0
84 here's an example of capitalisation. Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
IceyJustin 1
It is so great to see so many errors. I bet it would be a lot better if I cared about them. But people correcting others with a sentence that is also incorrect is just priceless. Nazis lost for a reason and this kind of stupidity could be why.
solidus106 0
43 is right
phapho88 0
"YOU'RE" an idiot
sadizzle 0
18 wrong your the English is not hard : you're/ you are
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
their is so many comments about you're mistake I can't do this. It's hard to make grammatical errors when I'm in Asian-mode.
babygirl1023 5
You dip wad! EvilDoll said it right. You're the one that is wrong, jerk! >:/ P.S. you're= you are your is a possesive pronoun yes, i am a nerd
Slythrr 0
wow that's a simple comment to block not your fault you're stupid.
dylan93able 0
she used the right one you+are=you're
iSitt 0
a kid would have just crimped his style.
NomOnShroomz 14
OP, your dad is triwinning!
Kn0wledge123 21
OPs dad is Sir Mix-A-Lot.
tree07 1
I think i could get along with OP's biological dad
IMveryHUNGRY 3
Your dad has major swag..
NYC_Yoshi 3
You are majorly white.
IMveryHUNGRY 3
thank you for that captain
ILoveTabz 0
I'm probably whiter :o
abe687 0
I'm a ghost.
RedPillSucks 33
Are black ghosts white?
Kn0wledge123 21
We're brown.
nicolangelo 5
could not stop laughing when I read this comment
JustOhSoLovely 6
that's too funny. I was thinkin about saying this lol
dav3800 7
Oyeah.
Poilo_fml 0
Yeah buddy
x3nikkii97 0
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Tristyxxx 24
Now we know why you never met him!
BrokenDreamer24 15
It makes so much sense now!
canttouchthis90 0
that's actually pretty normal
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
I probably have those three items "liked" as well.
futtbuck101 1
Cool dad
DontModMeDammit 10
I don't see how this is a FML, I meet my biological dad only a few times, never really cared to get to know him, considering how he left. So **** him, deny that FR, and move on with your life.
alex1432 9
^this
Livinia 11
Classy.
GreenMaze 0
does he play farmville?
pinkspaceboundro 0
bahahahahaha- gotta love farmville!