Today, my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions. Most of them are people he met on porn sites. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML
Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple of pages, I saw my uncle. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I read a message from someone on Instagram asking if I wanted to "hook up with a nice guy sometime." It was my uncle – he doesn't recognize his own family before messaging them. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML
Today, it's been a few months since my grandfather passed away. Now all of his porn subscriptions are getting forwarded to my address. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
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Top comments
Draxanoth 15
Everyone just has that one dirty uncle!
ceilingfans 1
Unfriend him?
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Comments (80)
Jacquelinia 6
wow he has friends from **** sites? I thought people preferred to stay anonymous on websites like those..
perdix 31
If you ever meet these people IRL, don't shake hands with them ;)
Ayanpatel95 7
block his request
FlyHighTM 3
Talk to him about it. I'd like to know his response :)
JayFoShizzle 4
If you're a guy, take the hint! If you're a girl, well I suppose you could too..
doglover100 29
Address the issue with him
woolymittens 11
Creepy..
taka805 10
It's usually bad when you start by saying "My uncle"...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Facebook has an ignore/block feature. Perhaps you should use it?
insaneDONUTZ 15
just add them op! maybe you have something in common