Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Red handed
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML
Cold-blooded old times
Today, going through my dead grandma's papers, we found old faded photos. I showed them to my mum, who screamed in shock. They were grandma and granddad's erotic photos from about seventy years ago. FML
Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Party hard!
Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Top comments
colton_colton 50
Thats something you could've lived a nice, long life without ever seeing
MzZombicidal 36
I would just delete Facebook after that.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (70)
paperman84 7
And why is it FML for you? A man is as old as he feels.
colton_colton 50
Thats something you could've lived a nice, long life without ever seeing
BigLatchZatch 14
I don't know what you were expecting OP. Grandpa + Facebook = bad
LittleBells 17
More like Grandparents+Internet=Bad
naajster 14
FML should seriously consider having an old people category
Liamj774 36
They get to love too, you know.
cadillacgal79 32
But they don't need to post it on Facebook.
Steve95401 49
A lot of things are posted on Facebook that we don't need to see or know about.
RedPillSucks 33
At least they didn't post nude photos
shay_serendipity 29
Yet.
sayyestothedress 24
OP I suggest that you brainwash yourself.
cheshireau 26
Bleach his brain.
B3thyB3thy 5
# 33 no one should
B3thyB3thy 5
sorry # 22...damn
MzZombicidal 36
I would just delete Facebook after that.
MasonDude 16
OP can just delete the post from his timeline.
MzZombicidal 36
I'd still rather not risk seeing something like that again. Lol. I'd say just remove his grandparents but if they're like mine, they'll make you feel guilty. :P
IndefiniteBeauty 17
Hide all their post or just unfollow without unfriending them
Nordrag 26
Stuff like this makes me glad I don't even have a facebook in the first place.
CoGhostRider 31
Back in my day Facebook was for college kids.
Tthug 34
Yup. But harvesting data is too profitable to only restrict it to a few people. The more people, the more greenbacks.
Cwilson3388 11
That was on The Chive yesterday! KCCO
youngbuck10 9
That is just hilarious to me! Bad grandpa!
crushcrusher 33
that's disturbing.
QQMorePlox 18
At least you know they're love is still strong
EternalRest 5
Thei- nevermind, I'm not a jerk.
odod777 28
Why is your grandpa friends with you on facebook?
almightyteapot 8
Because he is op's grandpa? Why wouldn't he be?
killerdana 19
If my grandparents were on facebook I'd be friends with them
WCARlover 35
Quick, hide him from your newsfeed...that is, if you're ever gonna go on facebook again after that