Noname
France
Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML
numbnuts
Nanaimo, Canada
Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
CiaoBella
Today, my son said his first word, which was, "Fuck". He got it from my great aunt, who my wife was skeptical of our son meeting because she "says too many bad words". Sorry, Honey. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
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Today, I yelled, "Fuck me, oh shit!" instinctively after accidentally spilling boiling hot coffee all over myself. My 3-year-old niece found this hilarious, and won't stop saying "Fuck my shit." Her parents are due to pick her up any moment. FML
Wmsys32pr9
United States
Nice family you've got there
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Stunned silence
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
gloria77
United States
Lame
Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML
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randomm 0
aw thats cute.
deadguy321 0
Well, you do f*** her mother, right?
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bleedinginside 0
how is this not abnormal when I never knew anything till 6 and then learned everything by 6 1/2
DarkPrince_fml 0
more of a cute moment
Volturi_Love 0
wonder who taught her that?? but, seriously, she's only 2 tell her to stop saying it
SaraLovesMyChem 0
Sounds like something my family would do LOL I know I'd be laughing xD
xFIRMbutGENTLEx 0
When I was about 5 I stepped in dog poo in public and yell "****, steped in dog shit" and my parents laughed. The people around us didn't. And my family IS crazy, without a doubt.
Kurg 0
Jesus seriously what has this world come to today. I'm pretty sure when I was two I didn't even know what the word **** meant, let alone any other swear word.
GeekMaster6000 3
YDI because that's ******* hilarious.
Susanbelle12 0
Sounds like my family :D
michalch98 4
When I was 2 I said **** constantly becuase of my dad. When i was 11 I got a big hangover from drinking 4 beers amd a vodka shot when I went to my 20 year old cousins party. Nothing big, you op are the freak not them. And highfive ^
upbuttcoconut 5
thats not werid! When i first learned to talk i swore cause my dad did all the time. I didn't know! It's prollyy not that uncommon