Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I found nudes on my boyfriend's phone. We've been together 14 years. They weren't of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
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zachjack 0
SEX IS GREAT!
papernapkin 0
130: You're a jerk. Women have a right to their own damn bodies. If he's creepily taking pictures when she's asleep or something, that is a crazily ridiculous invasion of her privacy. Don't normalize mistreatment of women. Also: Rot in hell. To the people saying "at least it was of you", I refer you to the idea that women have a right to their bodies. If a **** star or someone wants to be giving out naked pictures, that is her right to do so. If you do NOT give consent, IT IS NOT OKAY. I would rather find **** on my boyfriend's phone than something so creepy and objectifying.
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Comments (293)
teffyweffy 6
oh god stalker
thatonedude07 0
creeper!
OwNowBrownCow 0
Stranger danger
danii_s2 0
was it a pic you've sent to someone else in the past, or did he unknowingly take it of you himself?
nicoya505 0
maybe shes a cow n he tire layers are showing mooooo
papernapkin 0
130: You're a jerk. Women have a right to their own damn bodies. If he's creepily taking pictures when she's asleep or something, that is a crazily ridiculous invasion of her privacy. Don't normalize mistreatment of women. Also: Rot in hell. To the people saying "at least it was of you", I refer you to the idea that women have a right to their bodies. If a **** star or someone wants to be giving out naked pictures, that is her right to do so. If you do NOT give consent, IT IS NOT OKAY. I would rather find **** on my boyfriend's phone than something so creepy and objectifying.
wiiwi495 5
preach it gurl.
Xx_Slayer_xX 22
Well. I understand where you're coming from, and I sort of agree with you. It could have been from something she has done in the past, as the past always catches you. Correct? Besides, you sound like a feminist.
youngrob 0
lol sneak a pic
Night_terror 0
There's probably a reason for that.
pandapoopDX 0
can u fly with those ears? :o
Night_terror 0
you like it right in the middle of that circle, right?
pandapoopDX 0
the circle of life? yes it's peaceful, FLY DUMBO FLY!
Sarah__Louise 0
49 shut up you idiot and get a life
pandapoopDX 0
niga I got one. *throws quarter at u* go buy urself one
Sarah__Louise 0
lol its funny because you think your funny
pandapoopDX 0
when did I everthink I'm funny? get ur shit straight
Night_terror 0
dude shut up leave her alone get a life man.
Sarah__Louise 0
alright alright, calmmmm :)
pandapoopDX 0
lame. everyone has lives u douche.
Sarah__Louise 0
thankyou 70 :) x.
Night_terror 0
I'm calm :) just had a moment. people like him make me mad haha but people like you cheer me up
pandapoopDX 0
seriously u got HUGE ears!
Sarah__Louise 0
i wasnt saying to you anyways, seen your comment after i put it aww thats good!:)
Sarah__Louise 0
seriously you got HUGE issues, commenting on a persons picture on fml? wow your life must be so exciting... naaaaat!
KANDiiKiSS3S 0
so what if he does? he's cute to me!:)
5t3ff1k4h 47
82--hypocrite. Weren't you doing that yesterday?
Night_terror 0
84 thank you you're very pretty :)
Sarah__Louise 0
i was but just cause we were arguing & i was in a childish stupid mood, but i was just messing around, i do apologise though. He's pinpointing something to comment about which is abit harsh..
KiddNYC1O 22
stupid fkn troll, where's your pic?
melainie 0
wow,59, your probably either the biggest loser or your 5 years old... but you are an asshole
jweezy89 4
^^^ Everytime I read a comment from you, you're in the midst of owning someone. Do you ever have an off day?
5t3ff1k4h 47
OC- WIN.
Anextase 0
meaning he's stalking you?
22cute 17
#1 delete it #2 find out how he got it #3 lose him
zachjack 0
SEX IS GREAT!
bmboente15 0
stalker boyfriend? sounds like the plot of a really bad/gay movie
KK3137 31
Gay?
kendallkbabe7787 0
dang your boyfriends a pig lol
SookyTurner 4
At least he didnt have pics of someone else!
shawnroche 0
Wow your ******* fat
bonicr 0
Well you're responsible for this... a relationship is a two way ordeal.
TrevorSays 1
YDI for not giving him what he wants haha. just kidding that's gross
pertained 12
Did your window frame show up in the picture?