Noname
France
Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML
numbnuts
Nanaimo, Canada
Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
CiaoBella
Today, my son said his first word, which was, "Fuck". He got it from my great aunt, who my wife was skeptical of our son meeting because she "says too many bad words". Sorry, Honey. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
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Today, I yelled, "Fuck me, oh shit!" instinctively after accidentally spilling boiling hot coffee all over myself. My 3-year-old niece found this hilarious, and won't stop saying "Fuck my shit." Her parents are due to pick her up any moment. FML
Wmsys32pr9
United States
Nice family you've got there
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Stunned silence
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
gloria77
United States
Lame
Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML
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randomm 0
aw thats cute.
deadguy321 0
Well, you do f*** her mother, right?
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Dam1tcartman101 0
reminds me of my family. my dad got my year old cousin to say dammit and DHS
alicec123 0
At that age, I would have got at least a little slap on the back of my hand for saying that. But luckily for me, my parents taught me better than to think that 'shit' and '****' are in the dictionary.
kissiy6 15
when I was younger I used to call the "Fox & The hound" the "******* Hound" and my family thought it was hilarious.
Miss_Awesome_101 0
she must have that cursing you phone from YouTube am I right?
rachilio 26
so? that's cute
jonmansheppard 9
*like* lmao
AngelLove251987 0
my sister use to say ' **** you' on everything u ask her
danishay 4
One day when i was two, my mom was getting me ready to go to my grandparents, and I said 'over there I can't say ************, bullshit, cocksucker, ETC.' and we still laugh and talk about it. heck, I'm a good kid and I'm proud!
paytonmahin 0
Thats a funny family, not insane
Bladian 5
LOL okay 56. 4 beers and a shot of vodka at 11? That would probably kill an 11 year old.