Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
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yandiepandy 0
I'd have her charged. Mother or no mother.
yandiepandy 0
#17.. there are some ****** up people out there. You'd be surprised what people are capable of.
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Comments (189)
KayleeFrye 39
Ouch! Sorry.
nazooer 11
YDI for being a smoker
nazooer 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What? i can't have an opinion now?
Boxingsweets 0
What, did she throw it at him, or get it all over herself in shock?
iScarli 0
awwwww im sowwy :[ *internet hug*!!!!! :D
fmlfmlfml15 0
Oh my goodness. I laughed my ass off for the first few minutes, then I felt so bad about it. That's one hell of a mother you have there. I'm sorry.
djqlue 0
OP, go to a therapist. It will unqueer you
Intoxicunt 6
#168: Fail.
aria02 0
no way she threw hot grease on u. i just don't see a mom doin that 2 her kid. If it rly hapened sry dude
wyld3fyr3 3
hey, the director of the LA museum of tolerance got kicked out at like 13 when he told his mom he was gay
birds_fml 7
Call the cops and press charges for assault/domestic violence. Seriously. If that's how she's going to respond to you being gay, you don't want her in your life anyways. At least maybe she'll learn that it's NOT OKAY to hurt someone because she's not happy with them.
Reyo 2
Really? No one has EVER heard of Child Protective Services? Jesus CHRIST people are stupid.
paks7 0
maybe i interpreted this differently than everyone else...but i got the impression that this could mean she was so shocked that it was just an accident. of course it could be because she was angry too...but we dont know
porn_ninja 0
Lol that sucks
yandiepandy 0
I'd have her charged. Mother or no mother.
Daaniellee1234 8
ahahahaha. im sorry to hear that. but it is kinda funny.
waterynuggets 0
Yeah, I could see how this is funny..if you're a dumb ****.
yandiepandy 0
Yeah, No doubt. I'm sure #5 would find it ******* hilarious if it was her. What an asshat (#5, not #10)
Daaniellee1234 8
can't you come up with anything better then asshat?
waterynuggets 0
I've said it once and I'll say it again - LINK FAIL. lulzy But you go ahead and censor this comment, too. That'll show 'em!! Uh, er, yeah..totes!!11
null_fml 11
Wow, looks like somebody's on a ******* power trip. I read those comments and they did not deserve to be moderated.
allmidnighteyes 11
The mod probably didn't want a fight to escalate within the comments, and did that as a precaution to prevent it. divine modtervention, dawg
ohmandapants 17
LMFAO. Kinky. ;)
BUDWEISER 0
What did they say?
null_fml 11
That's a good point #44, but I'm still against it.
plexico 4
It's not for me, either, null, but I've become more tolerant of others' ways.
waterynuggets 0
I heard an instant rimshot after reading that, Plexico
yandiepandy 0
sorry, let me clarify... did she throw it at you? Is that what you're getting at? Then have that bitch charged.
Overcast117 5
The solution here is to hit her back. She shouldn't throw a punch if she can't take one.
token_blackguy 18
and not to live in minnesota eh
allmidnighteyes 11
What a cuntrag. Pour hot grease on her twat. mmmmm fried ****** omnomnom
netfreak 0
hahahha oh god
imnneedofalife 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm gay too
bjg93 0
ouch.