Today, I live in Vancouver, Washington where there is absolutely nothing to do for an adult on any day of the week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my weekend hobby is crying. I live in a city where I don't have a single friend or relative. FML
Today, I realized the only things I do are work and sleep. My only friends are coworkers who I make small talk with. I live alone so I’ve got nothing there either. I can’t remember the last time I felt happy, or spoke to someone. Everyday is just a blur. I have no hobbies, no goals. Getting older is so fun, right? FML
Today, I’m unemployed with no children and hardly any social life, so you’d think my life was a constant, boring holiday, when in fact I'm so busy every day that I think I might have to designate myself a “day off” just to recover from the stress. FML
Today, it seems that I can't enjoy one fucking weekend without my mom finding work for me to do to take up my time, and I'm sick of it! FML
Today, any regular person might go to work, exercise, shower, shop for groceries, cook some food and spend time with friends. I barely manage to do ONE of those things on any given day. FML
Today, I’m 24. I can either be employed and have money, but having to work weekend nights and have scattered days off, or I can be unemployed and not have money to go out enjoy my city. I haven’t had a weekend to myself since high school. FML
Today, I realized that I’m just living. Nothing I want matters. Just the same repetitive thing day after day. What must I do for things to change? FML
Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML
Today, I've done everything I wanted to do in life. I'm currently 27. Bored out of my fucking mind. Just call me bored. FML
Today, I finally got a job so I could stop missing out on going out with my friends every weekend. Turns out I work only Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays, and there's no way around it. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Vancouver, WA is like 10 miles from Portland, OR. There’s plenty of stuff for an adult to do in Portland.
Wadlaen 24
Are there any possibilities for you to take initiative to start some kind of activities for yourself and others to do one or several days of the week?
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Wadlaen 24
Are there any possibilities for you to take initiative to start some kind of activities for yourself and others to do one or several days of the week?
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Vancouver, WA is like 10 miles from Portland, OR. There’s plenty of stuff for an adult to do in Portland.
FuckThisLogin 32
This is so upsetting as someone from a pretty small city much further from anything interesting 💀
Lost Reggie 22
move
smoochmysnoot 6
There are hundreds of geocaches to be found in Vancouver, Wa. It’s a free, real-life treasure hunt. Geocaching.com will help you get started!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Bars? Walks? Cycling? Swimming? Movie theatre? Bowling? Yelling at traffic?