Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML
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Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
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Today, as I put my 4 year-old daughter in the car seat, she dropped her crayon. She then paused and matter-of-factly said, "Mommy, I don't say 'f***' anymore when I drop things." FML
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Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML
Today, my toddler repeated a very inappropriate word I'd said when I'd stubbed my toe. He chose to do this in the middle of a crowded supermarket, loudly, and repeatedly. Now the whole town probably thinks I have questionable parenting skills. FML
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simsimbeep 13
At least she told you....
Just_A_Tree 20
Teach her to say weird things. Like: "Holy hand socks!" "Oh, potato!" (Potato is always the answer on the internet). "Well, ain't that a load of pickles?" "Well, politics..." We need more spontaneous weird people. Warning: she may make fun of you or be made fun of at school.
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simsimbeep 13
At least she told you....
sayyestothedress 24
When I was her age, I thought sticking out your tongue is like saying the word "*****" or "bitch"
littleteapot 21
I work with 8 year olds and they always come tell me "Ms. Teacup! John said the s-word!! Ya know.. Shuhh. Shhh up!" lol
ElementaryEdGuy 18
I work with six year olds. When someone tells me someone said the "s-word," it usually just means the kid said shit. I teach in an interesting school.
jake_braves 25
Children honesty at its best.
PurpZilla 13
Well shes right isnt she?
Mightyrif 23
At the tender age of 7? Let's hope not.
ashyknees 13
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If what she says at school is so bad why hasn't the teacher called you yet? Third..
peacheso 31
Captain obvious, we all know you were third.
silvercamaro 22
Maybe the teacher doesn't hear every single conversation that OP's kid has? There's always time at recess
Just_A_Tree 20
Teach her to say weird things. Like: "Holy hand socks!" "Oh, potato!" (Potato is always the answer on the internet). "Well, ain't that a load of pickles?" "Well, politics..." We need more spontaneous weird people. Warning: she may make fun of you or be made fun of at school.
Emmiii_fml 18
Those are actually quite good! Might start using them myself :P
TheMalygos 21
I use words similiar to "Well, katniss" "HADOOSKI!" (I don't know why) "Well then" "Whelp!"
Just_A_Tree 20
"Frick frack" "Whaggle" "Where am I" "Pie" "Frogs" "Czechoslovakia" "Austria" "Poland" Oh, I'm sorry... I didn't mean to start reading off my to-do list. You did nazi anything...
thevelociraptor 31
#15 Quit while you're ahead (:
FutueMeamVitam 24
Burma!
Ichiya 29
That was Shitaki!
Xivion 19
GABLARGIN!!!
orbit 22
Shitaki mushrooms!
ShadowlessSpear 21
"phrack noob"
wang33334 12
School is where I learnt the coarse language. Ain't we all do?
peacheso 31
"Ain't we all do?" ???
wang33334 12
Haha, I meant ain't we all
FerdieJ 3
Still doesn't make any sense..
wang33334 12
Learnt it from Urban dictionary. Guess coarse language is the only thing I learnt in school.sigh!
Nilorak 24
Curse*
wang33334 12
Dear fellows on FML, I yield . Let this thread end here. :D
SilverInGray 25
You can say coarse language and it be right.
Hollzbananza 15
wang33334 12
#36 thank u. That's right. I thought I'd be same with ain't. Anyway.
Dillyduzit 23
I'm wondering why the teacher hasn't contacted you. If what she's saying is really inappropriate, the teacher has an obligation to let you know so you can correct the problem at home. Unless the teacher is unaware, in which case he/she is not paying enough attention to the kids they teach.
tishtashbat 16
If it was in the playground the teacher might well not be aware of it. If the kids know they're naughty words and they shouldn't say them, they're probably doing it when teachers aren't within earshot i.e. when it's break time.
Dillyduzit 23
Good point!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
It's possible she uses bad words behind the teacher's back, ie in recess etc.
aecribb 14
Yeah, I learned and used plenty of not-so-appropriate language at school, but not around teachers or my parents (at least not intentionally). While I can understand your surprise, especially if your daughter is only seven, I think you should appreciate her honesty some. I'm almost 25 and I still wouldn't feel comfortable discussing some of the language and things I use among friends with my parents, particularly not my mother.
Ichiya 29
I was always too afraid I would get caught to use that language. My mother would have beat me with a sock full of butter.
abattior 18
Wow, when i was 7 I didn't even say "stupid" because it was inappropriate lol
Crossbowe 13
I remember those days
klenorris 15
Kids don't miss a beat these days!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I like the fact that she calls you "mother" all while acknowledging that she is foul-mouthed.