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Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML

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bmboente15 0

ydi for sleeping with children

therealsuperman 0

what a quick learner you've created

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yuggi1 11

Hold it!!! Dude, a 13 month kid is just a baby, nothing wrong with sleeping with him. Obviously you'd never had a kid or you'd know how mothers worry when their youngsters are apart from them. That's why some mothers prefer to sleep with them in case they need something, if that is the case here. I even bet the baby was just stretching and accidentally hit her in the eye. :/

meteor_stream 9

Erm, some of us really don't have kids (and even don't plan on having them), but all of us were told the stories from our childhood. According to the story from my mother, my crib stood in a different room since I was about half a year. That caused no problems, and that way I didn't try to seek attention from my parents by yelling. At least that taught me to not freak out when I was left alone in the house, pretty much.

joa76 3

It's really not recommended that you let your kids sleep in bed with you, and it's completely ridiculous of you to infer that every parent does it and the people without kids can't understand. A lot of parents don't...maybe because you're not supposed to, maybe because they're not paranoid enough to think their kid will vanish or die if they're not with them 24/7... You do know that the kid is more likely to get hurt or die if they're in bed with you than in their own bed, right? Plus, if they have their own bed from day 1, you never have to TEACH them to sleep on their own, because they never knew otherwise. That makes for less scared and less troublesome kids.

meteor_stream 9

Exactly. Being a hovering overprotective mommie is among the worst things a woman could do for her kid.

Sadochan 0

punch the ****** back

Sadira1 0

that is what u get for having a 13 month old in bed with u. should be in it's own bed by then.

lmfaoooooooooo 4

why don't u just say 1 year old instead of 13 month old?? :S

marceil 0

and im fighting for marriage ? kkkkkkk

biggecko 4

Just because you said that in months and not my 1 yearold son ydi

FMLinCA 12

boys will be boys. hehe cute.

lrm10 1

shoot the lil shit

hkburns 0

waking up at 6 Am (heaven forbid!) on your day off is something that comes with having kids. YDI for not realizing that sooner.

lmno123 0

All you guys that are sayin ydi for sleeping with the kid are stupid first of all there's nothing wrong with sleeping with ur child. N second it doesn't even say that's she's sleeping with her kid!

License2Sell 0

you and the OP need parenting classes and common sense. www.parentingscience.com/bed-sharing.html