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Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML

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bmboente15 0

ydi for sleeping with children

therealsuperman 0

what a quick learner you've created

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doofinsmurf 0

Screw kids. I hate them. You should have used protection. But I LOL at your mistake. LOLOLOLOLOL Haha! You deserve it.

TeaLover_fml 0

You were a kid once too...

daminantion 14

54, yours still a little shit yourself. 15 years old, I wonder how you'd feel if your parents told you about regretting your conception? and if you do know said feeling, I wouldn't go around spreading that type of infectious thinking. power to the people

bonezowns 0

owned by a baby

License2Sell 0

YDI for sleeping with your baby in the bed. Did no one warn you how dangerous that is or are you really that stupid? Get your child a crib/bed before something terrible happens moron.

MuchDance90s 0

like side rails collapsing and causing suffocation?

youth88 0

well the abortion ship has sailed. ydi

grandpaearthling 2

damn it momma. this time you'll tell me who my daddy is

Phase 0

YDI for saying he's 13 months old, not one year old... you don't say oh he's 216 months old do you, no. you say he's 18

sourgirl101 29

Fyi You say 13 months because at that young age there are many different stages of development. It's no longer said after the age of two. I love that you did the math!(:

joa76 3

There's a bigger difference between a 6 month old and a 10 month old than there is between an 18 year old and a 25 year old. That's why you use months for infants and toddlers. A lot of people still say 1 or 2 years, but technically it is appropriate up to 36 months (3 years), when they start to grow less quickly.

daminantion 14

65, please stop talking. i dont know what the worst part of your entire speech is: lack of knowledge, or that you look like Justin bieber

NOWAYJOSE 14

54- Your mom should've used protection.

lalalovebiancaa 0

Kids do the darnest things :)

pineapplemilda 0

13 months? why can't you just say 'my yer old son' that extra month doesn't really matter

hashmita 0

Yer? What does that even mean?

marvin_fml 0

Because a 23 month old child is also a 1 year old. But there's a huge developmental difference between the two.

daminantion 14

69, close those legs before you end up with a nine month dilemma