blueberry_hill
United States
Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
Werribee, Australia
Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML
me
Australia
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
todaddy
United Kingdom
Today, my 5-year-old son woke up early and ran into my bedroom to wake me up. Unfortunately, he did this by jumping onto my bed, slamming his knee into my balls in the process. I had to explain my tears of agony away by claiming I was just so happy to see him. FML
Viciousvixen_21
United States
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
MommyProblems
United States
Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML
Amy
Prince George, Canada
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
whoslade
United States
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Secretlypossessed
Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
Anonymous
Scottsdale, United States
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
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bmboente15 0
ydi for sleeping with children
therealsuperman 0
what a quick learner you've created
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jhicks23 0
that's because you are still saying his age in months the boy is 1yrs old show him some respect
blueberry_hill 5
I had to take out the commas etc. because my computer wouldnt let me post more than 300ish characters.
ghad25 3
that's cute
jayemdoubleyou 1
Wow, I hope that baby didn't kick your ass too hard.
superdude9856 2
he's your son - deal with it. people like you piss me off.
CumShott 0
I completely agree.
keneko_kills_you 0
we have a fighter!!
Just_me20 0
Ohhh the joys of parenthood! (:
Madstar744 0
Don't get me wrong, I love children. But seriously, it was your decision to have children and therefore you shouldn't complain about one of the little unpleasant things mixed in with the majority of happiness that comes with raising your child.
mustasho 0
thats the making of a future UFC figther haha
ts10873 0
YDI for having kids.