Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
Great first impression
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML
Coming or going
Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML
Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML
Not working out
Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone interview with a company. Excited, I prepared for the interview and conducted extensive research on the company. The interview ended within a minute. They'd got the wrong person. FML
Time is money
Today, I had a job interview that I had spent hours preparing for it. When I arrived, the interviewer told me the position had been filled already and they forgot to notify me. I wasted a whole fucking day for nothing. FML
Postman Pat
Today, I got a callback for a job, asking for an interview. I got very excited but also anxious because it's my first job after graduating from uni. While I was on call scheduling the interview, I realised I'd accidentally applied to the Royal Post to be a mailman. Now I have to call again and explain. FML
Run!
Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
Uh oh…
Today, I had my first job interview in years. While I was waiting for the manager to come out I realized I had forgotten the resume that I had printed out the night before, since he specifically asked me to bring one. FML
Today, I got a call from a job I had applied for. Everything went great until I realized I had applied to the wrong location, across town. I'm so broke, I went to the interview anyway. It will cost me more to pay for the gas to drive there to work, than what I will actually make. FML
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tanneriscool 2
Wow.. Calm down there first timer ;)
torio123 27
*facepalm*
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tanneriscool 2
Wow.. Calm down there first timer ;)
judices 0
How can you not know where you applied? Unless you applied in over thirty places I can't see how you wouldn't know? Either that or your just an idiot. A big one at that. I'm pretty sure they just don't call any random people!
shoopd 19
OR he knows the company, but not the location the interview is being held at. How does your foot taste?
EvilPotato 15
YDI OP.
gojira666 7
Uhhh....call them back to "confirm"
JohnBoyFsYL 10
23, google it and find out where the company is and stop being so stupid.
theaws0m3guy 4
Call them back.
Peachy18 0
23- If you applied there then you've more than likely been to the place before.
nadyy14 8
Don't worry bout it! Happens to all of us some times!
GraceKathryn97 0
Why in Gods name would u put ur name as Tanneriscool? That just shows either ur full of it or u have no self esteem and u try to cover it up with fake confidence...what has this world come to?
MichellinMan 20
81- that is completely irrelevant to the FML. And for all you know, that could be his friend. So shut the **** up, and go **** yourself. Multiple times. And this world has been in the toilet for many years.
wade907 0
Just call them back fucktard
Kn0wledge123 21
You see the phone you just hung up on? Pick up and press *69 or something. Or look at the caller ID. Simple.
Jammy01jams 2
Iknow cool story bro. But the same thing happened to me, didn't get the name, time or address. Legit call bak just say you didn't catch the address and ask again who you're speaking with and then if that is who is interviewing you. I was so excited too! Don't worry others out there who did the same thing. Also it was worse because both stores I applied to had the same name an are on the same street. So I had to make sure it was the right one.
xlorawrz 9
Something tells me you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".
Bill3485 3
call back. if you're worried about sounding dumb use a different phone so caller id won't recognize it. pretend to be a foreigner and ask who you called and their address. thank them and hang up.
tanneriscool 2
Dearest 81, your completely retarded.. It's just a name. Why on earth would even try to talk about my name when you try to be random in your bio and say you like cheezits, spongebob, and worst of all dog the bounty hunter. The a fail in itself. Your 14 and your from Mississippi. Eww... Mississippi. Go home, play with your barbies and quit trying to be cool.
Clubkicker_fml 0
Smartest guy ever unless that job is for washing dishes then you might not get it.
Lanceeden 12
my mom once was invited to take a Mensa test (for those who don't know it's a really smart person test lol) and she got lost going there.
Rico_Mal1116 0
Mensa in Spanish means dumbass...
osiris39p 3
hey ginger shut up until u can grow a soul
JohannMedina 0
I have
ikickgingers 15
16 it's mostly standardized testing. A lot of people look good on paper, and suck at life.
Btelgeus 11
Not really. Only in Mexico
echogekko 7
They didn't tell you where it was?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Obviously it's in the kitchen... Stupid women ;)
colecola12 0
People lile you amaze me sometimes.
echogekko 7
I did not read the FML well, sorry. People lile me makes mistakes man.
MJJ5809 9
Original!
torio123 27
*facepalm*
TeeHee124 0
of Epicness
PineInchNenis 0
Thumbs up if you like my pic...
sierralovesyou 0
Wow that's so mature. You are a pervert.
PineInchNenis 0
You're just jealous you can't get a *******... Douchebag.
echogekko 7
Grow up dude
PineInchNenis 0
Who said anything about me? I was talking about you... Lmao, pissing your trolls off is as good as it gets.
Doribella98 14
Tisk tisk. seriously?
xmayne 0
Lmao ever heard of calling back?
n4vjot 0
411 them? Call them back?
XKXKKXK 10
But how pathetic is it to ask where you're supposed to go for the interview?
deviable 9
Just say you're "double checking". It shows that you're thorough.
ShyAnn29 15
Just say "I'm just calling to double check where the interview is, so I don't miss it" Or something like that
xk75 4
1. Google the phone number-you may find the business name that way 2. if you still can't find it, call them back to "ask for directions."
rhpsfan9 10
Call back the last call
metalcoremaster 4
Add my tag on my profile
twinny_sc 13
Call back. It's not rocket science.
heyimallison 0
something tells me your not getting the job.