Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML
Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML
Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML
Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
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DearCricket 0
Instant Karma :)
dragonaair 5
You deserve it, asshole.
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Comments (72)
mama2b3 20
u deserve that for bein ugly and stupid
pandalovesreggae 0
second :) hahaha did he pee?
FFML_314 12
Next time, just piss on him and make him believe he pissed himself. Sounds less painful.
KomodoDragon 0
they shit on ur face next time u sleep
Phustercluck 11
Quickly someone experiment!!! I must know what happens.
EffinAhole 0
They start talking like Bill Cosby in their sleep
six0four 0
haha mercy that made my day :)
Macromartyr 3
Mythbusters did this myth and they busted it! Find a new prank!
woofis 0
92, mythbusters don't know everything, I have personally passed this myth myself. btw op, it's warm water you have to use not lukewarm.
meowmeowwkitty 0
is there that big of a difference? warm? lukewarm,,,, lol
iTaylor 0
Haha you're cool.
icuddy69 0
first!! Finally!
MAGNAVOX 0
Hahaha not even close.
dragonaair 5
You deserve it, asshole.
FFML_314 12
Next time, just piss on him and make him believe he pissed himself. Sounds less painful.
dreamering 16
Great suggestion. The same as: "He might put a bullet in your head. You won't notice". PS. I'm not talking about you personally.
CloudEnvy 17
If the guy's reaction to having is hand moved is to punch a fool. I think it's un-wise to expose yourself to a pre-emptive strike on the un-mentionables.
FFML_314 12
Lets hope OP is a brave soldier.
CreateZ 0
It sounds less painful until he wakes up and grabs your genitals and... Oh I can't go there. >.<
rowsif 4
ewwwwwwwwww!
DearCricket 0
Instant Karma :)
Shivermeshamrock 0
@9 Just add water for instant effects. = )
541MedfazWcM 0
you deserve it for being a dumbass lol
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
I thought that only worked for girls? oh well. I've been schooled(:
MAGNAVOX 0
I believe a rusty hook would have been a better prank. Argg.
Dodgydaly 11
Ewwwww that's disgusting
mrahhhhh 21
You're on the wrong website, dummy. This is FMYLIFE, not FAILBLOG.
Asstazztic 8
U got owned!