blueberry_hill
United States
Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML
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Anonymous
Werribee, Australia
Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML
me
Australia
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
todaddy
United Kingdom
Today, my 5-year-old son woke up early and ran into my bedroom to wake me up. Unfortunately, he did this by jumping onto my bed, slamming his knee into my balls in the process. I had to explain my tears of agony away by claiming I was just so happy to see him. FML
Viciousvixen_21
United States
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
MommyProblems
United States
Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML
Amy
Prince George, Canada
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
whoslade
United States
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Secretlypossessed
Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
Anonymous
Scottsdale, United States
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
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bmboente15 0
ydi for sleeping with children
therealsuperman 0
what a quick learner you've created
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Comments (86)
TOL_fml 6
It's a new generation now-of-days, kids are getting violent as early as 13 months. What is this society coming to!? To all you people who say that you should punch him back....no wonder he's so violent! Lmao p.s. I hate kids..but I would never punch em' unless there name is Aria and, 3 years old...
drepartor 0
ydi for having children and a life (jk)
bonezowns 0
owned by a baby
Busty_fml 0
If you can sleep then that means you have no children, u must have a boy ? My son wakes me up too but he had the courtesy to only hit me in the eye when I'm awake...
Mr_Zachary 0
Tomorrow morning at 5:45am, punch your "13 month old" son in the eye while he's sleeping.
zak1412 0
he is freking thirteen months old he I s gonna sleep with his mom and YA of course he is gonna punch in the eye he wants to wake u up I find that cute :)
meteor_stream 9
You have a weird idea of cute.
Oses 0
Looks like ur raising a boxer XD
nomnom_muffins 0
ydi for saying 13 months instead of rounding it off and saying a year. it pisses me off when people don't stop saying kids ages by the month.
joa76 3
Absolutely everything official (as in medical things, like growth charts and immunizations) uses months up to age 3 (36 months). There is a huge difference, developmentally, between a 13 month old and a 23 month old. One is just learning how to walk and have a tiny bit of manual dexterity, the other can talk and is learning how to dress themselves. Calling them both one year olds is leaving out a huge amount of information.
UncleJack 0
bou hu hu... It must be hard to live with.
Primus_fml 0
You also forgot to correct the space you put before your punctuation, which of course is not needed. Honest mistake I'm sure.