Tick
Today, I witnessed my first drunken bar brawl. Yes, my 54-year-old husband was one of the participants. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
brawl y’all
United States
Some winners…
Today, what started as a family gathering turned into an all-out brawl. I saw my son’s wife punch him, so I hit her. Her mom and sister jumped me. My husband was pulling them off when the other husband thought he was attacking them and jumped in, so my son jumped in as well. We won, at least. FML
Anonymous
Missed the signs?
Today, my husband and I visited a new bar in our city. It turned out to be a swingers sex club. He asked if we could stay and try it out, even though we were easily the oldest people there by about 30 years. FML
BUSTED.
London, United Kingdom
Today, I punched a drunk woman who kept trying to force herself onto my husband. She turned out to be an off-duty cop. FML
Anonymous
Conroe, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Helen
Pine Bluff, United States
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
Asdf649
Burlington, Canada
Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
brodinn
Florence, United States
Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML
Zoey
Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
holycrap
United States
Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
anonymous
Hampton, United States
Misbehaving
Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML
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Davros 12
It's only embarrassing if it was a wine bar.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Boys will be boys... until they stab someone in the jugular with a broken beer bottle.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Boys will be boys... until they stab someone in the jugular with a broken beer bottle.
Cali 57
Well that escalated quickly.
ARISKomuniszt 24
Surely it's the other way around? I think the one who is stabbed in the jugular is the one who ceases to be a boy, instead becoming a dead corpse...
BurnInDemonFire 39
Of course it did. It was a drunken bar brawl.
BurnInDemonFire 39
As opposed to a living corpse? You know zombies aren't real, right? No matter how many tedious seasons of The Walking Dead AMC churn out.
Davros 12
It's only embarrassing if it was a wine bar.
RichardPencil 32
Did he win?
pjsr 33
“I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever was.” - Toby Keith
pjsr 33
“I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever was.” - Toby Keith
pjsr 33
“I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever was.” - Toby Keith
Glowworm56 27
You may have witnessed your first drunken bar brawl but something tells me this wasn't the first time hubby was one of the participants involved in one.
ARISKomuniszt 24
Plot twist: you were the other participant
ThrottleJockey 36
If it was a taco bar I completely understand and support your husband's actions.