Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, I learned that my brother isn't going to have a funeral because my dad and stepmom can't afford one. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML
Today, my mom told me that I will never see my siblings again because I refused to attend her wedding to another woman. FML
Today, I heard that my stepmom’s mother passed away… via a public Facebook post made by my dad. FML
Today, I went to my parents' for the first time in months. Upon my arrival, I found out that I won't be spending the day with them because they've taken a car trip to attend a Sarah Palin book signing. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
Today, my mom told me that on my graduation day, the reason she (and my dad) almost didn't show up was because they had to spend almost an hour convincing my grandma to attend. FML
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sdman923 0
NASCAR= Non Athletic Sport Consisting of Assholes and Rednecks.
my2centsworth 15
Now you can have a red neck-free wedding.
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Comments (268)
fml1026 4
i'm sorry to inform you but ur dad and stepmom are officially HICKS!(:
Blacksmokehick 0
at fml1026: you are damn straight, nascar is hick, but id rather be a downhome country boy then a spoiled little **** anyday,
radkelsie24 0
awh, that's kinda sad :( I'm sorry op. *hug* I'm eating strawberries and sugar hehe
uhazsquiads 0
um thnx for the info 14 lol
sexyscooter 0
thats shitty
sdman923 0
NASCAR= Non Athletic Sport Consisting of Assholes and Rednecks.
MyNameIsInvictus 0
The biggest win of all time. Yup, it's right up here. ^
emmiekinz 0
Redneck family much? Sucks for you OP.
radkelsie24 0
hahah win 17(:
curzy 6
gotta have your priorities straight.. if your a redneck of course.
RockstarChickxD 1
wow families these days >.> Does it have something to do with the fiancé? I don't think they like him o.0
twilightlvr0899 0
sounds like my parents lol
radkelsie24 0
is anyone else from the south besides me?
lalala31_fml 0
I'm from Louisiana, and I think NASCAR is terrible. haha
Schizomaniac 24
I go to LSU, and I think NASCAR is horrible..
aelder11 0
I'm from Louisiana too and no one in my family likes it.
BubbaCatLove 0
I'm from Alabama, and I think NASCAR is one of the reasons why we will have an oil shortage within 75 years. :| What an absolutely POINTLESS "sport." No physical activity whatsoever, yet it's still labeled a "sport"? Who the hell makes up that sh--?
Schizomaniac 24
We should start a "Someone posted a question on FML asking if anyone else was from the south and we replied and said yes and that we hated NASCAR" club. I'm the president.
Schizomaniac 24
*Crickets*
remy3106 10
I'm from south jersey!!!
Schizomaniac 24
Get out of here.
polopony 0
You have the support of the Tennessee constituants Mr President. You know the worst thing about 4 NASCAR fans driving a Ford Explorer off a cliff? An Exporer seats 6
groundzeromma 8
I'm from Alabama and NASCAR is the most pointless non-sport "sport" ever!
groundzeromma 8
107....what part of bama u from?