Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, I learned that my brother isn't going to have a funeral because my dad and stepmom can't afford one. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML
Today, my mom told me that I will never see my siblings again because I refused to attend her wedding to another woman. FML
Today, I heard that my stepmom’s mother passed away… via a public Facebook post made by my dad. FML
Today, I went to my parents' for the first time in months. Upon my arrival, I found out that I won't be spending the day with them because they've taken a car trip to attend a Sarah Palin book signing. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
Today, my mom told me that on my graduation day, the reason she (and my dad) almost didn't show up was because they had to spend almost an hour convincing my grandma to attend. FML
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sdman923 0
NASCAR= Non Athletic Sport Consisting of Assholes and Rednecks.
my2centsworth 15
Now you can have a red neck-free wedding.
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Comments (268)
Ariasmake_1 0
maybe you should have a NASCAR theme wedding. then maybe your parents will show.
groundzeromma 8
spoken like a true redneck
skittycat213 19
WIN
astarwarsfan 0
you know you're redneck when....
beelovesfml 0
#31 WIN(:
aback 5
I get the impression your mom's the one that wanted kids in your family. I'd say write Dad off. You probably won't hear from him again unless he need to borrow money.
AphroditesApple 0
wow, fyl. what a great set of parents you have.
radkelsie24 0
you see tractors constantly driving on the road :/
annanonomus 0
Brutal! I'm so sorry! As for step mom, if she's the wicked kind, I'm sure it was her idea to go see NASCAR instead of seeing you get married. And what kind of a father misses his own daughter's wedding? He needs to man up and walk his baby girl down the isle!
Rainbow_dumpster 28
I agree with #36...that's a very, very asinine move for your father and stepmother to choose a stupid race over their own daughter's milestone to love and commitment. They should be ashamed of themselves for intentionally skipping the most golden moment of your life and ruining the wedding by not attending. That's like choosing World of Warcraft over a hot girlfriend. You have very asinine parents. It's so sad. ((^))
takemytrollz 0
aisle.
xxniteskie 1
No need to bring WoW into this....
Dolfyutt 3
YDI because your family has a virus. Being a redneck is a horrible disease and y'all best be gettin' outta herr er else you might cetch it... OH SHIT!!!!!! IT'S SPREADIN'!!!! RUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!
cidrog 0
how bout dem rednecks! git er done!
jumper1984 0
I call bullshit
Ctwebsyter 0
Sorry ur parents are Rednecks :C