Anonymous
Karma delivers
Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
stupidbug.
Canada
Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, just as I was putting my contacts in, a gnat landed on it. Its guts got squished between my eyeball and the contact. FML
Anonymous
Oh gosh
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Anonymous
Too stupid
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Anonymous
Saginaw, United States
Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML
Screamslikeagirl
Union City, United States
Today, there must have been a wasp clinging to my front door because when I walked outside, it dropped between my glasses and my face and began stinging me all around my eye. I don't know if my eye is more swollen from the stings or from me repeatedly punching myself in the face. FML
Anonymous
Malaysia
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Anonymous
Blow it
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
prettysmellingbedroom
United States
Fresh!
Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML
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jlc82 14
today you learned why you don't squish them... you scoop them up in a cup and throw them outside.
tiptoppc 21
Hopefully you don’t get an infection. Most bug defenses (as well as anything projected from a cavity in defense) is usually occupied and acting based on a biological toxin. This makes up venom too. Hopefully your eye will fight anything off successfully but keep an eye out (heh) for signs of puffiness or redness, especially in the eye and eyelids and make a B-line for an ER if you see signs so it can be treated quickly
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jlc82 14
today you learned why you don't squish them... you scoop them up in a cup and throw them outside.
tiptoppc 21
Hopefully you don’t get an infection. Most bug defenses (as well as anything projected from a cavity in defense) is usually occupied and acting based on a biological toxin. This makes up venom too. Hopefully your eye will fight anything off successfully but keep an eye out (heh) for signs of puffiness or redness, especially in the eye and eyelids and make a B-line for an ER if you see signs so it can be treated quickly