Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
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Top comments
UltimateBob 11
The real reason your life sucks is because you can't communicate with him in any way besides Facebook
Tripartita 45
Holy shit, he's 19 and has a son old enough to talk on Facebook? That's amazing!
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Comments (15)
UltimateBob 11
The real reason your life sucks is because you can't communicate with him in any way besides Facebook
sweetpotato301 7
Hmm, not necessarily. Facebook is the new texting really. I'm assuming they see each other in person and message each other in between these times. Obviously it was unusual for him to not be responding for a few days and so OP asked why (clearly in person or via something other than facebook). I don't think that's so bad. I see your point though, I'm just being picky.
Tripartita 45
Holy shit, he's 19 and has a son old enough to talk on Facebook? That's amazing!
Jatok 17
I'm gonna guess this is a grammar thing. Which is amusing, so that's an upvote from me.
Tripartita 45
Indeed it is; it's a dangling modifier joke.
thatslifeiguess7 16
Um well if he lives,at home and dad pays the bills doesn't matter how old he is. how old are you
sweetpotato301 7
But it's such a ridiculous thing to do
runswithlions 3
I get what you're saying but I believe the bigger issue is the fact that her bf's dad specifically did that because of HER..Being a legally able to vote but NOT being able talk to a specific person of your choice at that age because your PARENT don't want you too is a wee bit much no? Might be trying to protect him and his heart might be in the right place. If that's the case then his son's going to have a hard time understanding the world if his dad doesn't learn to let go a bit...
RichardPencil 32
I wonder why the dad banned him after finding out he was talking to you. Does he hate you, ... or does he have a thing for you;) ?
TheUpsetMan 18
This sounds like my father. Decided to homeschool me and sign me up for online classes. I know have no internet until I move out because 'I was on the internet too much'
Brandi_Faith 34
If you're taking online classes don't you have to have the internet to complete the classes? Or are you saying you're not allowed to use the internet except for classes? Either way that sucks.
Talis99 26
His house, his rules. Age doesn't matter. It's stupid, true, but them's the breaks.
Brandi_Faith 34
Don't know why this is getting downvoted. She admitted it was stupid, but that that's how most parents run their house. I do agree with that rule to a point. And although the boyfriend's dad is being ridiculous and too strict, the boyfriend can't do much about it considering he is old enough to get a job and move out if he really hates it all. I guess the boyfriend has to decide if it's worth living at home for little or no rent, in order to go to school or save up money, or if he'd rather move out and run the risk of having to work more and pay more rent.
jdogg1971 0
Manchild
Amdwew 2
you gross?
Nissi 17
Nine"teen", still just young enough to need to respect his parents' wishes, and I'm guessing he's still living at his parent's home anyhow. I know the youths of today don't like this saying, but I still stand by it; "Their house, their rules." He's old enough to have a job and move out if he doesn't want to respect their wishes.
sweetpotato301 7
Yes parents can make the rules but that doesn't stop said rules from being absolutely ridiculous like this one. If you want your child to grow into an independent adult, putting boundaries as strict as this on them isn't the way to go about it.
Allie614032 34
Is he your boyfriend or are you "talking"? They're quite different things.