Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, I learned that my brother isn't going to have a funeral because my dad and stepmom can't afford one. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML
Today, my mom told me that I will never see my siblings again because I refused to attend her wedding to another woman. FML
Today, I heard that my stepmom’s mother passed away… via a public Facebook post made by my dad. FML
Today, I went to my parents' for the first time in months. Upon my arrival, I found out that I won't be spending the day with them because they've taken a car trip to attend a Sarah Palin book signing. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
Today, my mom told me that on my graduation day, the reason she (and my dad) almost didn't show up was because they had to spend almost an hour convincing my grandma to attend. FML
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sdman923 0
NASCAR= Non Athletic Sport Consisting of Assholes and Rednecks.
my2centsworth 15
Now you can have a red neck-free wedding.
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Comments (268)
giantpinksextoy 0
hillbillies!!!
XslusheeX 0
ydi for drinking kool aid
MyNameIsInvictus 0
That's racist.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry that your parents are so selfish, OP! :(
crowbar87 0
first
Acvette22 0
lol rednecks..classic
feenicks 0
Why does everyone hate West Virginia coal miners? Because that's where the origin of 'redneck' comes from. Try opening a book now and then people.
Foxy_On_Fire 21
that is so redneck....wow
chacon206 0
one word redneck!!!!!!!!!
__misc 0
whats with your name..? are you marrying a puppy..? cuz then they would be right not to come..
fknowned 0
you know that NASCAR is more important than anything else in the world! so get over it!