Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, my sister asked to use my blow dryer, so I gave her the keys to my apartment. When I came home from work, half my clothes were missing. FML
Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and prostitutes. At the door I was handed a voucher that said: 'Thank you for dressing up. Collect your free drink at the bar.' I didn't dress up. FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, my house cleaner discovered I cross-dress as she was cleaning. She found the pretty nightgowns I wear to bed and other items. Now she wants extra money or she will make my cross dressing public. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
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solecism 0
well if the dress fits..
mintcar 10
Wow, says a lot about you, huh?
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Comments (131)
zodak 0
it's not Halloween yet lol. fake.
Dragons_corner 6
it's a Halloween costume party. not for Halloween.
mywinterprincess 3
YDI it for having such a slutty dress
zemo999 0
This is so worthless without a pix of the dress....
aimeebabe16 0
HAHAHA fyl
TheZarola 10
YDI, obviously. You're pathetic when your family thinks you look like a prostitute.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Ah, Halloween. The time when girls who wouldn't normally dress slutty get a chance to strut and display all of their goods. FHL for not having the balls to be like you and be a *****-impersonator year-round, amiright? It's not as if you didn't know your dress was revealing so you should have realised some people would think it prostitutish. YDI
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
But the sister's doing it all wrong! You're supposed to be more subtle than just outright dressing as a *****. Y'know, like sexy cat, or sexy prison guard, or sexy nun.
Fentown_fml 4
Ah yes- the sexy celibate nun...
juliaannw 11
well it's ur dress miss hooker
yummycupcakegirl 0
Are you Miley Cyrus and is your sisters name Noah ***sarcasm****
SomeoneReal 0
96 is full on win haha
generalfubar 0
yeah sucks to be you.
LiveLaughLove077 0
well if she thinks it's good for a costume that has something to say about your clothing