Today, my house cleaner discovered I cross-dress as she was cleaning. She found the pretty nightgowns I wear to bed and other items. Now she wants extra money or she will make my cross dressing public. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML
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Regis Bent 12
Don't pay her extra, if she does tell anyone, hide the nightgowns and sue her for slander, you shouldn't be ashamed for you being you
Shamal Chandra 7
that's called extortion/blackmail and its illegal
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Regis Bent 12
Don't pay her extra, if she does tell anyone, hide the nightgowns and sue her for slander, you shouldn't be ashamed for you being you
kfchicken 31
or just get some kind of proof and take her to court for blackmail
seductivesoup2 5
Or don't even hid the nightgowns, tell her to kick rocks and you'll have her charged with blackmail. It's your word against hers
rainbowdonnareed 18
Thats called a hate crime!
Shamal Chandra 7
that's called extortion/blackmail and its illegal
alex_jaguara 33
You can say they are for your mom/sister/girlfriend when they visit.
jc1015 25
it's called fire her and don't pay her at all...then have her arrested for blackmail/extortion and also sue her for slander
mccuish 25
Blackmailing is illegal
Ellimac21 14
Don't do that, don't pay her extra. If you pay her now, she'll ask for more later. Like someone said, hide the nightgowns and sue her if she tells anyone. In any case, fire her.
OrySoma 11
why wouldn't you just say it belongs to your lady friends
Chazzster 32
Fire her. It’s the only way to end it. Then if she says anything just tell people you did it because she was stealing and now she’s retaliating against you.
DonULFonso 22
Tape your next conversation with her, and be sure her attempt of blackmailing is on it. Then call the police.