Anonymous
Asheville, United States
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sad ex-wife
Leicester, United Kingdom
Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
llord
United States
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Anonymous
Insecure
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
FML
United States
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
unknown
Canada
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Anon
Stafford, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
SweptWolf
Doomed
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
LOSER
Not the one
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
FootInMouth
South Africa
Foot in mouth
Today, I made fun of a friend at a dinner party after he forgot to put his engagement ring on. It turned out his fiancée actually ended the engagement last week, and everyone thinks I was being spiteful just because the girl is my ex. FML
Top comments
Calingaladha 21
Make sure to spit shine it.
Tripartita 45
"Oh, nice, so you've finally pooled the money from your many lovers to get one ring. Good thinking."
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Comments (98)
thedell3030 21
Oh, that's super awkward OP! I hope it didn't start anything major.
GraduatedElf 3
Sorry to hear OP. Tactless on her part. Keep your chin up!
Host2phats 21
do you mean tasteless?
Shane557 12
Tactless... as in without tact.
Calingaladha 21
Make sure to spit shine it.
higgysaurus 18
And toilet water....dirty toilet water >:)
confusedAsFuck 34
If it was me, I'll **** shine it. So I could say: I still cum on that cheating bitch, EVERYDAY!
Calingaladha 21
Trouble is, that could leave a spermanent stain.
frerik 9
just do yout job with a smile pit on your face and talk to her like with any other costumer, she will hate it :D
schreibergx93 19
Finally a comment I can agree with fully. Always give the **** you smile in customer service. People who don't like you will shit themselves because of it.
xswitch74 17
Imagine how her husband feels though..... being dragged all the way to your store just to prove a point. I guess someone's being missed !
tantanpanda 26
I think you read the fml wrong. There's nothing to suggest that the ex's husband came to the store and that the store belongs to OP. By "vindictive", I'm assuming the ex wife is just doing this to piss OP off, not because she misses him.
WOTAN1488 24
Should have bailed or something.
benedictjongoh 10
she apparently is still thinking of you and can't move on, while you have carried on with life, screw her. you deserve better
themysteriousfox 18
Wow I'm sorry op. Keep your chin up karma could get her back there's still time.
iwanttogotoparis 26
Oh thats awkward
Tripartita 45
"Oh, nice, so you've finally pooled the money from your many lovers to get one ring. Good thinking."
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Nice wedding ring. Pity the engagement ring is cubic zirconium though.