Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, I'm at odds with my fiancée because a drunk girl approached me at a Halloween party and complimented my costume. I barely acknowledged the woman and made polite small talk until she walked away. Apparently, I was too friendly and should have shooed the woman away rudely and immediately. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML
Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML
Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML
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FistPump 0
Tell your step-mom that maybe it wouldn't happen if her daughter put out.
alexsannell 13
that's not your fault,maybe his true feelings were coming out;) lol
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alexsannell 13
that's not your fault,maybe his true feelings were coming out;) lol
BeeSkwaird 0
It's his fault for being drunk, but of course there are certain ways a girl can dress that communicate invitation. (It's been observed in neurological tests that a woman letting a man see certain things is, for the male brain, tantamount to a woman receiving sexual *touch*.)
PottentialFML 0
Hey they could have pulled a StepBrother and banged in the next room."Her back went out so I pulled a yoga move on her."
Crotcho_fml 0
step-moms are all bitches. hate those bitches. they're so determined to make ur life a living hell
max_wilder 9
Yah who doesn't love a *****
FistPump 0
Tell your step-mom that maybe it wouldn't happen if her daughter put out.
MacOSXpert 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
No, it wouldn't have happened if the daughter was smart enough to find a nice man that doesn't care just about sex. Seriously girls, how hard is it to keep it in your pants until you find a guy that's not a typical jerk?
ruffles94 16
Maybe the ONLY one to blame is the married guy that hit on her in front of his family?
Tandrael 0
Wow talk about rude...
kelleyb323 0
off topic but you're incredibly beautiful!
did_it_4_lulz 0
Were you dressed like Snooki or J-Wow?
abarzuav013 0
lmao
anela_fml 0
wow thanks for stickin with blood ma
tipoo_fml 0
Pictures or its fake.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Your step-mother is a bitch. D:
CallMeHush 1
I think pics would be in order to make a proper judgement, please forward your skankiest pictures. Don't worry, I like my women a little on the trashy side, I'll know a ***** when I see it.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Obvious troll is obvious...
BurpusMe 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Try dressing respectable next year? FYL, but YDI.
div01 2
hey now. im pretty sure men get raped too, somewhere...
schwinn11 0
Yeah, they do, but only when they dress skanky.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
#12 What part of JEANS AND HOODIE do you fail to comprehend???? Check out the OP's comment. Only her hands and face were showing!! How is that skanky, even if you are a taliban???
BurpusMe 0
#40 - Flirting and rape are not the same thing. FYL for thinking it's the same thing. #68 - what part of the original post mentioned JEANS & HOODIE? FYL for being illiterate.
JF4509 0
by other men..
Maddoctor 10
# 91, I'd like to direct your attention to comment 21, in which the OP states she infact wore a pair of jeans and a hoodie to a family dinner. I suggest reading the comments before posting your own next time.
ladyme_fml 0
FML for being illiterate.... well why don't YOU read a little more. FYL