Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, my sister asked to use my blow dryer, so I gave her the keys to my apartment. When I came home from work, half my clothes were missing. FML
Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and prostitutes. At the door I was handed a voucher that said: 'Thank you for dressing up. Collect your free drink at the bar.' I didn't dress up. FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, my house cleaner discovered I cross-dress as she was cleaning. She found the pretty nightgowns I wear to bed and other items. Now she wants extra money or she will make my cross dressing public. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
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solecism 0
well if the dress fits..
mintcar 10
Wow, says a lot about you, huh?
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Argento1301 0
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howipostfml 0
Why is halloween earlier in Canada? Either way, YDI for letting her borrow your dress. Expect it to be sticky when you get it back...she is going as a prostitute after all.
weinerdog 2
It's earlier in Canada because it starts snowing in August. You can't have trick-or-treaters wandering around looking for poutine and Tim Hortons in 3 feet of ice, especially if they're dressed like ******.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I'm Canadian. Halloween is October 31st, the same as anywhere else. *facepalm* It's now October 17th. It's close enough to Halloween that it's alright if OP attends a Halloween based party. Hell, even Canada's Wonderland has a Halloween theme going on from October 1st (!) to Halloween day.
0___0 9
It's Thanksgiving that Canadia has earlier than in the USA, not Halloween.
A4ASIAN_fml_fml 0
so doesn't that make you a prostitute??...
5t3ff1k4h 47
No. It just means she has a slutty dress.
still_thinking 0
lol the costume was in your closet soooo that means you were the prostitute first! :P
PrincesAnzu 0
umm maybe you should get a new wardrobe?
angel55033 12
sisters are alike ha
LisaBanana 0
Halloween is the one time of the year where a girl can dress like a total **** and no one can say anything about it. "What are you?" "I'm a mouse, duh!" Best movie ever!
hahaalolz 0
I'm liking that Mean Girls reference there :P
RawrBunneh 0
ehh? who cares
pradokidd 0
how is that fml, ur so stupid !
Homsar98 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pwned