Today, my sister asked to use my blow dryer, so I gave her the keys to my apartment. When I came home from work, half my clothes were missing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, I got home to find my house trashed, my TV, PlayStation, and laptop smashed, all my clothes burning in the backyard, and all my food gone. Turns out my girlfriend did this after going through my phone and finding a contact named "Kristi". Kristi is my sister. FML
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maroongrad 13
Ask to borrow her car. She gets it back when the clothes come back.
whiskey'swino 15
Did she think you wouldn't notice? Why half? I get borrowing a shirt or a pair of earrings but what will she do with half your clothes?
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Comments (8)
maroongrad 13
Ask to borrow her car. She gets it back when the clothes come back.
whiskey'swino 15
Did she think you wouldn't notice? Why half? I get borrowing a shirt or a pair of earrings but what will she do with half your clothes?
RichardPencil 32
Plot twist: The blow dryer was still there! Dunh-dunh-dunh!
pjsr 33
Worst time getting blown ever!
aabhasj 20
Lesson learned: when someone asks you for a blow dryer you don't give them the keys to your place.
Chazzster 32
Another case where the lesson is that you never give anyone you are not living with the keys to your home - Not even you parents or siblings. OP, on the good side you know who stole your clothes. Tell your sister that unless she returns them immediately that you are reporting the incident to the police.
Chazzster 32
OP - Just to make sure, Those were not originally your sister’s clothes that you “borrowed” were they?