Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML
Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML
Today, after being told by her therapist to try to make her kids a bigger part of her life because we're so distant from her, my mom's new favorite thing to do is to constantly use the words "YOLO" and "swag" around us. FML
Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML
Today, my school's yearbook awarded "Cutest Couple" to my boyfriend and me. We broke up yesterday. FML
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WCARlover 35
Your school should be shut down D:
firefighter925 18
Go home and think about what you just did.
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Comments (114)
viper8608 9
well you know. ******* yolo right?
slappygecko 21
Or as Gavin says it "Ya-low".
elgordogrande1 11
#yoloswag?
viper8608 9
obviously not many people here listen to roosterteeth.
etishuman22 32
*Ahem* I do.
thewhitelover3 9
Yolo is dead now it's all about ioco now it's only cool once
firefighter925 18
Go home and think about what you just did.
lilhellian 27
"Never was not will be famous"? Double negatives.. So you're saying it will be famous?
lilhellian 27
Well damn, my life is full of lies! First swaggered now nor..
Weika 5
YOLO? Please. It's Living like Larry.
perdix 31
Shouldn't the second time be YOLT? Still better than "I'm a Belieber!"
Inciter 33
Any school that decides "I'm a Belieber" is a good idea should be immediately shut down.
weveevee 3
Bond, James Bond.
AustinCarlile01 12
its actually YOLOSJGFN
world_on_fire 4
YEAH!
jjmiller1001 17
yup, your screwed
Lizardgirl 7
*you're
WCARlover 35
Your school should be shut down D:
firefighter925 18
What are we gonna do with the kids of America today.... aah YOLO! haha jk
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Best be living like Larry!!! **** Yolo!
meso222 8
Hakunamatata Bitches!
etishuman22 32
"The School of Douchebaggery wishes it's seniors a farewell, and remember, YOLO!!" OP is not a douche, just whomever chose the motto is.
anythingmustbe 18
What if you are a zombie?
etishuman22 32
"You Only Lived Once". Therefore, the universal YOLO would be acceptable to both humans and zombies.
fml121785 14
What about felines? They supposably have 9 lives, so is it YOLOOOOOOOOO???
billyz77 24
Well, 28 and 30, as a member of the community, we prefer the acronym IYLYF - If You're Living, You're Food. So bring those nice, plump (licks lips), juicy brains over here and let me show you what I mean.
amifaiyaz 12
A bit late to jump that bandwagon, isn't it?
DMAC12 5
I'm sorry has any one ever told you that your Gorgeous!!!
feldco1 17
Well hopefully you're a senior so you're out of there! If not, I feel for you.